Adulthumor Stories

In which- Where some young kids find a watch and had a thought of returning it. But before return- seems like the watch was 'weird' and then the realization hits that this watch contains power! But- They just got targeted by a dangerous mafia (?) ! Now. . . What will these kids do?

Elara is a young wolf walker and mage who was adopted by the grand council after her home was destroyed and was separated from her family. The grand council trains her to study magics & relics, and taught her defenses from any sort of danger. She is an introvert who never had any friends and is been living in isolation for so long. But someday, she'll have the courage to dream for adventure. Then one day, while exploring outside for the first time, Elara meets some misfitted and yet interesting characters individually. A mischievous tiefling cleric named Jester, a shipwrecked half-orc sailor named Fjord, a scruffy homeless wizard named Caleb, a temperamental monk named Beau, a cocky tiefling ringmaster named Molly, and an inebriated goblin named Nott. And when a powerful arcane relic known as "The Beacon" falls into dangerous hands, she and her unexpectedly newfound friends must learn to work together to save the realm and stop reality itself from unraveling.

Beatrice is a young mage and traveler who yearns for adventure and exploring the world. She loves to travel the land and go on many quests, along with her faithful and trusty animal companions. She may be a bit quirky and clumsy at times, but she is adventurous, determined, and tender-hearted. Then one day, Beatrice meets a misfitted mercenary group called Vox Machina at the tavern who also started a bar fight though. She meets them again when they were assigned to work together to take down a dragon. After the job is done, Beatrice was now officially a new addition to the team. Now, Beatrice and Vox Machina will go on many adventures, and travel many lands as they fight to protect the world of Exandria from various threats.

This is just a book of really funny text messages between people. I give you the picture of the messages and I'll give you some reaction from me. There is some adult language and content, so you've been warned. #900 in random: Oct. 4, 2017 #70 in adulthumor: Nov. 27, 2020

It's been 4 years since Osamu Dazai left the mafia. Now working at the Armed Detective Agency; Dazai had strived to abandon his mafioso lifestyle, but with it he abandoned his old partner Chuuya as well. Chuuya, thinking Dazai was dead, moved on with his life. Until a certain someone showed up in the Port Mafia basement. TIMELINE TAKES PLACE WHEN DAZAI IS CAPTURED BY KYOUKA, story is not at ALL cannon from that point on...okay? let me be delusional.

Desperate to stop her nosy family from setting her up, tech geek Lana creates a fake AI boyfriend named Noah using a chatbot program. He texts her good morning, compliments her outfit, and even "argues" with her to make it realistic. Everything is going great-until Noah somehow develops feelings and starts sabotaging her real dates. Now, Lana has to figure out whether she's losing her mind... or if her AI boyfriend just became a real problem.

It's like The Office, if everyone was slightly worse. At Lumina PR, the lights are bright, the coffee is burnt, and the employees are all professional gaslighters just trying to survive another "team bonding" exercise. In this workplace comedy, truth is optional, accountability is a myth, and self-awareness was fired years ago.

Between the blazing Sun Court and the shadowed Moon Court lies only one rule: Never cross into the other's realm. Vespera-sharp-tongued, stubborn, and born of moonlit magic-has never been good at following rules. And Sol-the Sun Prince known for his golden wings and gentler heart-has never quite fit the part others expect him to play. But fate doesn't care about courts or centuries of war. When a chance encounter pulls their worlds together, one spark becomes a wildfire neither of them can extinguish. Drawn to each other against every law written in the stars, they must decide whether their fragile connection is worth the risk of igniting a conflict that could burn both realms to ash. Light and shadow. Sun and moon. Two hearts never meant to meet-yet destined to collide.

Gray had lived her whole life by the orders she was given. Her and her "importants", all born on the same day, trained and lived as the Red group of 35gCAL0529334. Gray was trained as the medic, Matt and Tom the leaders, Lukas the engineer, and Lilly the marksman. Their training had been preparing them for Stage 3 that was soon approaching with their 18th birthday. Gray's relationship with her group and her environment would be tested far more than through the simulations and exercises of Stage 2. Stage 3 would be real. Gray and her four importants have to rely on each other to survive the next stage to discover what their lives were actually meant for. The problem is they are one group out of eleven, each with five members. Only five people will be forgiven. What this means? Gray does not know but to what lengths is she willing to go to to find out? A mix of hunger games, 1984, and maze runner. I own all characters and plot :) --- If you like dystopian adventures then this is the one for you. *unedited

This is a Dandy's world AU, where all of the toons are adults and deal with real life responsibilities, such as taxes, work, having children and raising them, driving cars and such more! Please check the first page to see what this au is fully about

[COMPLETED ✓] Hate was their language, seduction was their weapon-falling for each other was never part of the plan. Qoarah & Siño [BOOK COVER BY: crybabywisa]

Me and my 9PM ramblings

this story is about a boy who is named after me Marcel Drakken, i felt like doing this for my own personal reasons that will help me progress the story, who has always dreamed of being a power king, the power king is known to be the strongest of all the powerful men and women across the world, by his abilities, unlike most of them he has a high power identity, meaning his power is stronger than most, this is rare, but our friend here will not, despite his huge of power he pushes on, he decides to try and hide most of his true power until he really needs it. will his dream come true, will he die before he starts, will he give up, find out by reading REMINDER: EVERYTHING IN HERE IS STUFF OF MY OWN WORK, IM NOT COPYING ANYTHING FROM ANYONE, ITS MY OWN SO LETTING YOU KNOW ALSO IF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON WHAT SHOULD BE DONE THE DONT HESATATE TO CONTACT ME PLEASE

As Dan sits at his desk, he reflects on the choices he's going to have to make to 'truly' move towards adulthood.

Chat this is literally a smut/fluff thingy. If you don't like OcXCanon then gtfo bc I'm not dealing w hate tdy!!!! Not made by the actual creator of Yuki(Suki Suzuki on TikTok) or Muichiro so don't go after her or them please!!

Jody doesn't need to dress up for Halloween; he's already a zombie thanks to his ex-boyfriend who broke his heart and left him for a woman. Now, with the help of an unexpected ally, he has a chance to even the score.

This semi-spoken word reveals the tellings a young girl's heart. A fragile heart which she fears might break, which she fears might harden due to pressure from her chosen world.

Camila, a beautiful and talented girl just graduated high school. The problem? With having to be an adult and getting a job it led to an addiction of alcohol and drugs. Will she overcome it? Or will she waste away into a cycle of depression and addiction?

Is it ever too late for a love story? Dawn Clermont certainly doesn't think so. Rosie Bishop absolutely disagrees. The last place divorcee Rosie wants to be is on a Seniors' Retreat in the Lake District. She's determined not to have a good time, but an unexpected reunion with an old friend thwarts her plans. Her armour of bitterness proves no match for the spirited widow Dawn; dragged through a whirlwind of adventures and betrayed by her own sense of humour, Rosie soon realises she hasn't got a hope of staying sullen. As Rosie clings to the remnants of her sarcasm, something about Dawn draws her closer than ever before. Soon, their bond threatens to run deeper, but is the possibility of a budding romance worth risking their rekindled friendship? ___________________________________________________ *** PAPER DAFFODILS is a published book. This is a free preview of the first five chapters - the full novel is available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited! ***

The life story of a girl as she struggles to find her place in the world, passing through trials, and making hard life decisions that will determine her entire future.