He Left Me Alone

31

Him : Bonsoir, monsieur

Me : Logan?

Him : Je ne comprends pas

Me : Hello? Are you there?

Him : Oui, je suis Logan McHale

Me : What are you doing?

Him : Parlez le francais, s’il vous plait

Me : Um, Oui, Bonsoir?

Him : Voila! Comment-allez vous?

Me : Bien merci, et toi?

Him : Tres bien merci

Me : You’re welcome

Him : So, Je had my first francais classe today

Me : Je ne comprends pas

Him : Oh shut up!

Me : *laughs* You started it!

Him : I know

Me : So how was it?

Him : It was amazing! Like, my teacher is french and he is amazing and he showed us a lot of pictures and videos and France!

Me : He did?

Him : Yes he did! I know it’s awesome, right?

Me : Yeah. What have you learned anyway?

Him : Everything I said earlier. Like basic general expressions. But you know what?

Me : Hm?

Him : French is so hard, dude

Me : I told you!

Him : It’s not gonna stop me! *laughs*

Me : You and your obsession

Him : Anyway, my teacher is kinda hot

Me : Oh my god Logan!

Him : What? He is!

Me : He is, what, like 30?

Him : I don’t know, but he is! You will say the same too

Me : Whatever

Him : Are you jealous?

Me : ....

Him : ....

Me : ....

Him : Tommy?

Me : ....

Him : You are jealous!

Me : I am not!

Him : Yes you are!

Me : Jeez

Him : I was kidding, though

Me : Really?

Him : Yes, and you don’t have to worry, Thomas Wright

Me : Why are you calling me by my full name?

Him : I like it

Me : Hmm

Him : But anyway I’m serious though you are like the most mignon boy ever

Me : What’s mignon?

Him : Google it

Me : Okay wait up

Him : ....

Me : I found it

Him : And?

Me : Mignon. Adjective. Sweet. Cute. Oh my god are you flirting with me?

Him : *laughs*

Me : Seriously, Logan? Cute?

Him : What? You are

Me : Stop flirting!

Him : I am stopping now

Me : Good

Him : But Tommy I think you should come to my class because my teacher is hot

Me : I’m hanging up now!

Him : *laughs harder*

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AN : excuse my poor french