ziall oneshots [temporarily discontinued.]

68: No Chance

next part is oneshot 69 my dudes 😏😂

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Description: where Zayn and Niall hate each other, and are dragged by their other three best friends to go on a vacation during summer break. The main part was for the two to get along, but there's just no chance.

TEXTING FORM! (All of it in texting form that is.)
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Louis: OKAY MY BITCHES WE ARE GOING ON A VACATION AND NO ONE SAYS OTHERWISE

Harry: well then

Liam: I don't want to spend the next week or something with you idiots

Niall: ikr. Zayn will be there. ew

Zayn: excuse me, but I'm VERY nice to be around. Just not around little boys like you 😒

Niall: well no one asked, so shut up.

Louis. STOP HATING EACH OTHER AND LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING PEASANTS DAMN

Liam: bitch speak for yourself

Harry: bitch means female dog, Liam. Louis is male.

Liam: puto ** happy?

Niall: anyways there's no way I'm going if Zayn is going. He's going to use all the hair gel

Zayn: MY HAIR NEEDS TO BE BEAUTIFUL OKAY! SHUT UP NEIL

Niall: FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS NIALL NOT NEIL! ARE YOU DUMB OR CAN YOU NOT READ, ZACHARY??

Zayn: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SO ANNOYING THEN I WOULD REMEMBER HOW TO PROPERLY SPELL YOUR NAME

Harry: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY! YELL AT EACH OTHER IN A DIFFERENT CHAT.

Liam: there's two types of people during a fight. One: the one who wants to break it up and wants no one in trouble. Second: the one who watches it all laughing and eating popcorn during it all. The second person is me

Louis: id agree but what I have to say is more important than them arguing

Niall: anyways Zayn stop speaking so Louis can continue and doesn't end up smacking you

Zayn: why me and not you?!

Niall: because I said so

Louis: if you don't stop arguing right now I'm going to your houses and slap the both of you

Harry: THERES NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE LOUIS! THEY CAN SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS DURING THE CAR RIDE

Liam: I'm enjoying this too much *laughs like a madman*

Niall: Liam, tell Zayn he is a peasant and needs to go away that no one wants his hair gel eating ass near them

Liam: Zayn, Niall said that you're a peasant and that no one wants your hair gel eating ass near them

Zayn: Liam tell Niall that no one asked him for his crusty ass opinion and that I'm not going anyway

Liam: Niall, Zayn said no one asked for your crusty ass opinion and that he's not going anyway

Niall: tell Zayn that he can go die in a hole and good.

Liam: Niall said-

Louis: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS INSANE, WHY CANT YOU GET ALONG LIKE THE REST OF US

Niall: this píosa cac fucking peed in my watering can for my flowers when we were younger no way in hell am I going to forgive him!

Zayn: I DID NO SUCH THING!

Niall: YES YOU DID! MY MOM ALMOST WHOOPED MY ASS BECAUSE OF YOU PÍOSA CAC

Harry: i used google translate and that means piece of shit in gaelic

Harry: just thought you should know

Louis: my princess is so smart :") 💙

Harry: thanks but I used google Lou 😂💚

Louis: still smart

Liam: wait

Liam: where did Zayn go

Niall: FINALLY THE PESANT LEFT THANK THE LORD FOR ANSWERING MY PRAYERS 😃😃

Zayn: you would've thought

Louis: anyways we are all going on this vacation, no one has a say in it. Everyone is getting ready tomorrow in the morning and I'll pick everyone up

Liam: I don't wanna be pulled over by police so I'm driving the car : )

Louis: no cuz I'm queen and you're not and only the queens get to drive so bitch bye 👋🏼

Niall: I DONT WANNA GO WITH ZAYN THERE! IM STAYING HOME AND EATING ICE CREAM

Zayn: GLAD THE FEELING IS MUTUAL

Louis: then I'm going to drag you both into the car

- THE NEXT DAY -

Harry: okay so Louis wasn't lying when he said that he was going to drag ziall into the car...

Niall: I KNOW RIGHT! MY EAR STILL HURTS!

Zayn: I HAVE IT WORSE! IM WEARING AN EARRING

Niall: that's your own damn fault

Liam: just get along for once! Pretend to get along for at least 3 years man

Harry: or for the rest of life, that'd be great !

Louis: is everyone ready to go?

Niall: WHY AM I SITTING IN A BABY CAR SEAT?!

Zayn: cos you're a baby lmao

Zayn: WAIT I AM TOO ASDFGHJ

Louis: there's tape there too which I won't hesitate to use for your mouths and arms for ziall

Niall: wait a diddly darn minute

Zayn: who's ziall?

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SO MANY MOMENTS HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND MY CRUSH TODAY

-we held hands for a few seconds repeatedly
-he sat next to me during lunch
-gave me his chips
-talked to me in all of our classes
-talked about our love for Hispanic foods (TAMALES & PUPUSAS) ❤️
-he always stood behind me
-he called me short but when someone else did he went roasting them
-we almost kissed 😳

ANYWAYS HOW HAVE YOUR DAYS BEEN GOING?