IT/ IT cast oneshots

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Throwing a party(I got this part from a movie):THEY ARE 27
Bill: now time to invite some BItChEs!
Stan: HELL YEAH!
Bill:  okay, Aww Richie&Eddue!!
Stan: yeha! But Richie always took eddie from behind in the weirdest places
Bev: they are terminally suburban
Stan: Richie Even took him from behind during graduation
Bill: Invited NeXT!
Bev: Henry Bowers?
Bill: FUcK no
Bev; why?
Bill and Stan: that bitch knows what he did
Stan: Mike?
Bev: YES MIKE IS FUN
Bill: YES MIKE IS SO FUN!

Then try all scream like girlz
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Bill to Person at store
Bill: wanna go to a party?
Person: will there be juice?
Bill: yeah there'll be Jews there
Person: I love juice
Bill: yeah, Stan in thinking of coming, and-
Person: Stan brings juice?
Bill: I don't think we're talking about the same thing
Person: JUICE
Bill: oh-oh juice!!
Person- you stupid?
Bill: Uh Uh yeha there will be juice there
Person: okay...
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Bill and Stan await for there guest to arrive:
Knock knock—
They both walk to the door, it's Mike and Ben, but they have a kid with them.
"Heeey Mike and Ben and a child." Bill says.
"No kids! Him gotta go!"Stan says, and they look at each other.
"He can just watch tv downstairs-"
"Noooo Theres just too much stuff he could injest."
Ben and Mike walk away, taking the child.
Victor runs up,
"Why is he walking up the driveway?"Stan asks
"I felt bad so I invited him..."
"aaayyyee the parties here!"Victor said
"May I have a beverage?"He asks in a bad accent.
"Welcom."Stan says, a smug look on his face.
Victor walks in then screams,"WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!"
And then he screeches and runs around three house like a Dinosaur.
"He is immediately exhausting."Stan says closing the door.
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"Go turn on some music! Liven the place up!"Stan says to bill, while pouring shots.
Bill turns in an old song, an Stan comes running in.
"You don't start with that,"Stan says turning in a different song," it's like starting with anal."
"Oh." Bill says.
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"I haven't had vodk-"Mike
"So did you see your parents die?"Richie asks
"Uh no" awkward laughter,"but I know they did."
"Oh."
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  Greta walks up into the party
"Get out." Bev said
She rolls her eyes and Bev pushes her towards the door
"I respect you jumpsuit but not its contents,HIt IT"Bev says, aggressively
"Fine! I have other functions to attend anyways!"Greta says
Greta drinks some of her drink, Bev tips it so it almost chokes her.
"Glug glug glug get out."Bev says
"Fine! I flushed a tampon down your toilet!"Greta says
"You're pads all the way and everyone knows it!"Bev shouts
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"I got meth, got Molly, got weed, Vicodin, I got stuff that'll make your dick hard, stuff make your dick soft, stuff to find your dick..."
"Uh we just need some low level shii."Bill says.
"We'll hold on!" The drug dealer says," I got tums, I got advil, tylenol, hell I even got flinestone gummies if you really wanna get turnt."
"Uh..."Bill looks at Richie.
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"EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY!"Richie yells
"Tone it down Richie!"Eddie says
"Okay."Richie replies in shame