I was giving Dr.Fred some suggestions for his rants book, but he couldn't write them down fast enough. So here I am.
Just know that these are my opinions.
Well, Dr. Fred basically stole my idea about ranting about Jake Paul, and my back up if that happened was to rant on Team 10. But he took that too. So I'm gonna have to do something that is an even more of an issue than these fools.......
Jake Paulers.....
You Guys are the main reason we are having issues on YouTube right now. Not to mention the fact that most of you are just 12 year old girls that think Jake Paul is hot without his shirt on. Tell me, what is so hot about this.
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Y'all be trippin.
But you know, there is one thing worse than Jake Paulers.
The Logang.......
I know what you guys are thinking. I must be on some real drugs if I think the Logang is worse than the Jake Paulers. Just let me explain.
I don't know how it works at all schools, but at my school, you could get shot if you're not in the Logang. If you're a Jake Pauler, DEAD. If you're a Logang Pauler, DEAD. If you like Faze Clan better, DEAD. Clout Gang, DEAD. And you might as well just give up on life is you like Drama Alert.
Basically, the point I'm trying to make is that all of these fan bases need to sit down.
There are just 3 more things I wanna touch on. Starting with this beef and bean burrito....
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This Gibby lookin lard said that England was a city. Well I got news for you Nick. You need to sit your dumbass down and open up a dictionary before I come over to your little "city" and beat you with my belt!
Let's let these Happy McQueers come up to the matt....
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Truth doe, the only reason Chance and Anthony don't have girlfriends is because they're to busy playing with each other. The faces they make in this picture just tell it all.
And the final thing I wanna talk about.....
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Girl IF YOU DON'T BUY YOUR OWN DEODORANT AND STOP USING COLOGNE! THIS IS WHY CHANCE LEFT YOU! FOR A DUDE! LITTLE STANKY ASS.....
Yeah, I know I cussed. I'm gonna have to put a mature rating on this now....
