Now I have always loved Mario games. But there is just one character that makes me wanna punch babies, and his name is Toad. Actually I should say their names are Toad because apparently there's more than 1. And the only way you can tell the difference in between them is their hat colors! And did you notice how I said hat colors? Well that's because those mushroom things on their heads are actually HATS! If you don't believe me, look at this picture.
If you need more proof, here's another picture.
And did you know that Princess Peach's original name was Princess Toadstool? She probably changed her name because she realized how messed up these midgets are! Listen, I'm not gonna go as hard as I can on this diabetic elf because I know that there are some hardcore Toad fans out there. Just remember that we only see him because we wanna play Super Mario Brothers.
And that terrible game they thought would get popular.
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Our screwed up world
Ngẫu nhiênI was giving Dr.Fred some suggestions for his rants book, but he couldn't write them down fast enough. So here I am. Just know that these are my opinions.