I was giving Dr.Fred some suggestions for his rants book, but he couldn't write them down fast enough. So here I am.
Just know that these are my opinions.
Splinters aren't much of a problem for me now, but I'm gonna talk about them anyways. Here's a picture of a splinter.
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But don't you just hate when you're moving your finger across some wood and then you get a splinter. Nowadays it depends on where I get my splinters for there to be a lot of pain. Like if I just got it on my skin then I wouldn't be freaking out I would just pull it out. But if I got one under my finger nail or something like that then we have a different story.
True story though I actually got a stick stuck under my finger nail once. Not a splinter, a stick.
