“Hello there everyone, how’s it going eh? So we have an interesting video for you to day eh and my fabulous guest beside me is Jenneh,” he introduced waving his arms around as he talked.
“Heyy what’s up I’m Jenneh and as you can probably already tell we have a special theme for today’s video, do you want to tell them more about it Joey?” I asked looking back at him.
“I sure do eh, so there’s a lot of stereotypes about Canadians and seeing as how Jenneh here is Canadian we’re going to clear up some of those rumors once and for all and maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about our country cousin Canada,” Joey introduced. They picked up a piece or paper that had our notes.
“First of all I’d like to point out that Canadian’s do not dress like this, we are proud of our country but no one walks around with their own flag on their bodies, unlike some people,” I said motioning to Joey.
“Hey girl don’t be haten,” he said looking at the paper. “Eh,” he quickly added looking back up. I laughed a bit. “okay so basically I’m going to go through a bunch of rumors that Americans sometimes think about Canada and Jen will tell us if we’re right or so wrong,” Joey explained and I shook my head showing that they’re probably all wrong. “Okay so let’s start with an obvious one, do Canadian’s really say eh all the time?” Joey.
“That is true but not as often as people think. Me personally I say eh if I’m agree with someone like if Joey says something like Hunger Games is amazing I’ll most likely say, I know eh, it’s great,” I explained and Joey laughed.
“I’ve actually noticed you do that,” he said pointing at me. I stuck my tongue out.
‘I also use it as a substitute for hey, if I’m trying to get someone’s attention I’ll be like eh whatcha doing?” I explained and he laughed again.
“So basically you say eh, but not every sentence?” he asked.
‘Exactly,” I stated.
‘Good okay, um do you guys eat syrup every day?” he asked.
“Do you have any idea how much sugar is in syrup, if we really did that we would all weigh like 5000 pounds and there’s actually fewer obese people in Canada than there is in America just saying,” I explained with a laugh. “Oh and Montreal, where I’m from, is said to have the most beautiful women,” I said striking a cute pose.
“Girl you’re in LA now and you’re meh,” Joey teased looking at me like I’m crazy. My mouth dropped and I pouted sadly. He laughed. “I’m kidding girl come on, anyways um is beer the only thing Canadians drink?” he asked.
“Only the ones that immigrated from Ireland,” I joked and he laughed a bit. “No actually we do have amazing beer but no we drink water and ice tea and coke and juice and everything else that Americans drink, oh and coffee,” I explained.
“That’s actually the next point are Canadian’s addicted to coffee?” he asked.
“That one is true, we love our Tim Hortans coffee and for those who have no idea what Tim Hortans is he’s the single most smartest person on the planet that some how mastered coffee. American’s like Star bucks right?” I asked Joey.
“Yup,” he confirmed.
“Well picture startbucks only a billions times better with many different options and flavors and the best donutes and timbits ever,” I explained.
“What’s a tim bit?” Joey asked laughing. I rolled my eyes smiling.
“It’s essentially a donut hole but since Canadian’s are so clever we sell them as timbits in Tim hortans restaurants,” I explained. He laughed again.
