Hetalia Daddy-Daughter Preferences

61/Quote From "Grandpa Hates Valentines Day" That Suits Him

Germany:
*wakes up* What the fūck is all of this?!"

Italy:
*looking at TVs* "Ahahahaha..."

Japan:
"I need a pharmacist!"

America:
"Why you gotta play with the dog's @sshole? You got an iPhone!"

England:
"Oh, look who's getting slick out the mouth."

Canada:
"You want me to see Jesus?"

Russia:
"Last week I got mugged by a goddamn ballerina. She tried to make me pass away, then the bįtch spun away."

France:
"I lost my heart many Valentines ago..."

Spain:
*trips and faceplants into flowers*

Prussia:
"Pull up your pants, boy. This isn't Red Lobster."

China:
"I need to find that pharmacist."
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