Authors Note
Hey, friends!! I'm so sorry for not updating. I feel so bad that I'm going to update two chapters today. Anywho, enjoy!!!
1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
2. Why did the police man smell bad? He was on duty.
3. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
4. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
5. What did the Zen Buddist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
6. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
7. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
8. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, get out of here! We don't serve mushrooms here." Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
9. I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
10. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaaaa!
11. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
12. Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. (Finish joke inside of your head.) ((Honestly, I don't know if there is a point to this one))
13. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaa baaa shop.
14. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A no-eye deer.
16. What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield? His butt.
17. Knock knock? Who's there. Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub! I'm dwouning.
18. The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
19. What goes "ha-ha thump"? A man laughing his head off.
20. What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
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Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)
RandomI gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice, hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so tak...
