Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)

Food Jokes

Authors Note
I hope this isn't too late. My mom and I were too busy watching The Bold And The Beautiful, so that's why it's late. I got all of these jokes from The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Anywho, enjoy!

1. What does Godzilla eat at a restaurant? The restaurant.

2. What kind of candy do you find on the playground? Recess Pieces.

3. Why did the beet turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

4. Did you hear about the crazy pancake? He just flipped.

5. What is Peter Pan's favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy's.

6. Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges? Mother Juice.

7. Kid: Waiter! There's a bee in my soup! Waiter: Of course. You ordered alphabet soup.

8. Which food can you eat in the bathroom? Showerkraut.

9. Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.

10. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.

11. Why did the baker stop making donuts? He was tired of the hole business.

12. Did you hear about the guy who drank food coloring? He dyed a little inside.

13. What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? A teapot.

14. What does the ocean ear for breakfast? Boatmeal.

15. Why are tightrope walkers so healthy? They always eat a balanced diet.

16. What do computers snack on? Microchips.

17. What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.

18. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's Popcorn?

19. What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.

20. What was the anteaters favorite pizza topping? Antchovies.

21. Why did the kid stare at the frozen orange juice can all day? Because the label said "concentrate".

22. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.

23. A kid walks into a soda shop with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A root beer please, and one for the road."

24. Which potato makes the best detective? One whose eyes are peeled.

25. Best Cookbook: Hot Dog by Frank Furter.

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