(I may have put these in here somewhere before!)
1. Are you fur real?
2. You gotta stay paw-sitive!
3. I'm a talented meow-sician.
4. Don't make meown-tains out of mole hills.
5. Very A-mewsing.
6. No, seriously. That's hiss-terical!
7. I am a very purr-ty princess.
8. I'm fur-ious.
9. First. Second. Furred.
10. Prepare to disa-purr.
11. I'm meow-ditating.
12. I got a pass-pawt.
13. I like a real mews-paper.
14. Climbs tree. Waits for shiny red truck.
15. You think I'm lion?
16. I got paw-dy guards.
17. Back to the clawing board.
18. Hitting paws.
19. Pawty on, dudes.
20. The sound of meowsic!
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Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)
RandomI gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice, hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so tak...