Authors Note
Hey, friends!!!! The art above is mine. I only colored it. I got all of these jokes from "The Funniest Joke Book Ever". Anywho, enjoy!
1. Why do elephants wear tennis? Because the ninies are too small and the elevenies are too big.
2. What is big gray and blue? An elephant holding its breath.
3. Why did the elephant change his socks? Because they were dirty.
4. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
5. What time is it when an elephant sits on an electric fence? Time to get a new elephant.
6. Why do elephants paint their toenails red, yellow, orange, green, and brown? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
7. Why didn't the elephant wear pajamas at camp? He forgot to pack his trunk.
8. Which elephants live in the Arctic? Cold ones.
9. What's big, gray, and lives in Scotland? The Lock Ness Elephant.
10. What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
11. Why are elephants large, gray, and wrinkled? If they were small, round, and white, they'd be aspirins.
12. What's gray, has four legs, and a trunk? An elephant going on vacation.
13. What do you get if you drop an elephant on a baby butterfly? A splatterpillar.
14. How can you tell if there are three elephants in the bathtub with you? You count them.
15. What do you call an elephant who never takes a bath? A smellyphant.
16. Who started the elephant jokes? That's what the elephants want to know.
17. Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? To hide in s jellybean jar.
18. Have you ever found an elephant in a jellybean jar? See it works.
19. When does an elephant look like a baby bunny? When she's wearing a baby bunny suit.
20. What do you do with bowling balls? Give them to elephants to use as marbles.
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