Authors Note
Hey, friends!! The picture above is of my cat ,Fluffy, being a weirdo. All of these come from a book called The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Anywho, enjoy!
1. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.
2. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
3. What's the difference between a cow and a donut? It's a lot harder to dunk a cow in a cup of coffee.
4. Why are frogs so happy? They eat what bugs them.
5. What's the strongest bird? The crane.
6. What has six eyes and can't see? Three blind mice.
7. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
8. Why did the canary fail his test? He was caught tweeting.
9. Why was the little ant confused? All of his Uncles were ants.
10. Why do seals prefer swimming in salt water? The pepper water makes them sneeze.
11. Where do cows go for first dates? The moovies.
12. What's orange, has stripes, and is red all over? A tiger with sunburn.
13. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? A bird that will talk your ear off.
14. How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
15. Why do turkeys gobble? They never learned table manners.
16. How do chicks escape their shells? They eggsit.
17. Why did the chicken cross the road? The light was green.
18. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.
19. Why couldn't the leopard escape the zoo? He was always spotted.
20. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)
RandomI gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice, hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so tak...
