Authors Note
Hey, friends!! I got all of these jokes from The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Anywho, enjoy!!
1. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
2. What has a big mouth but can't talk? A jar.
3. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
4. What should you say when you swim into seaweed and get caught into it? "Kelp!"
5. Why were early days of history called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many Knights.
6. What kind of car does a farmer drive? A corn-vertible.
7. What's the best day to go to a beach? Sun-day.
8. How can you fall off of a 100-foot ladder without getting hurt? Easy! Fall from the bottom rung.
9. Why are batteries always sad? Because they are never included.
10. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)
AlteleI gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice, hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so tak...
