1. You look ill. You must be suffering from vitamin Me.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, *touch he/she gently) I have herpes and now you do too.
3. Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antartica, you'd cause a melt down.
4. Are you a Disney princess? Cause you're CinderHELLA fine.
5. You like math? Cause I'm going to add you to my life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply ourselves.
6. Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
7. You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got fine written all over you.
8. Are you Harembe's enclosure because I'll drop a kid inside of you.
9. Kanye feel the love tonight?
10. Tonight this Han doesn't want to fly solo.
11. Are you from Japan? Cause in trying to get into Japanties.
12. Is your name Daniel? Cause damn!
13. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out.
14. Didn't you wear that yesterday?
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Try Not To Laugh! (Completed)
RandomI gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice, hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so tak...
