Dear mermaids,
SUP POOSHKNAS
I just realized I hit 20k a long time ago lol THANKS EVERYONE!! This is so cool!!
OKAY I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
I JUST HAD A REALLY LONG AND MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH ALICE (ONE OF MY CATS).
I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS REAL.
I was eating spaghetti and my cat goes up to me and starts licking herself and then I hear "hey jewel" in a smooth and soft voice in my head.
Then I looked down and Alice was staring at me.
Then I heard a "That's right, you" and Alice rAISED HER PAW AND POINTED IT AT ME.
OF COURSE I WAS SHAKEN SO I BOLTED BACK IN MY CHAIR AND ALMOST KNOCKED MY SPAGHETTI OFF THE TABLE.
And then my cat was like "calm down honey".
GUYS I KNOW THIS DOESN'T SEEM REAL TO ME EITHER.
I DON'T FREAKIN UNDERSTAND
ALL I WANTED WAS TO EAT MY SPAGHETTI AND MY CAT JUST STARTS TALKING TO ME???
So of course I do the most obvious thing and reply with "hi" and then I asked her if I was dreaming and she was like "nah fam" and we started talking about my powers and how it could've been apart of that.
BUT GET THIS.
Later, after I went out with my dad to get cereal, we came back and I attempted to talk to Alice again and I couldn't!!! She just meowed in response.
I SOUND RIDICULOUS GUYS I KNOW I PROMISE I'M NOT ON ANYTHING
Anyone else have this issue?
Please comment your thoughts!!
Signing off (a very short entry),
JewelQOTE: Little things about people that you notice?
AOTE: Every single eye detail and when they stare but when I look at them they look away
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