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Singing//10.

Info:Harley was rudely interrupted while singing and accidentally mutters something under her breath that The Joker may have heard.-

                   <<<H.Q  P.O.V>>>

I twirled around in me and J's bedroom, gripping onto the wireless microphone in my hand. It wasn't connected to any speakers but still made quite a racket. Which was definitely satisfying as I could hear J and Frost talking in the office next door.

Every now and then I would hear a loud thump which I assumed was a fist hitting a desk. Probably from my amazing singing skills. I giggled imaging Puddin's face right now. It must be straining with the noise at this point. After 20 minutes I'm sure anyone would get irritated by the same verse of 'I'm a barbie girl.' Being repeated and repeated with no end.

Suddenly I hear a loud impatient knock on the wooden door. I switch off the microphone and leap off the bed to hopefully get greeted by my Prince in shining armour.

I open it however to my rage filled Demon with a faint vein bulging from his forehead. He had no shirt on and was in his Arkham sweatpants. I couldn't help but giggle with amusement.

"Would you shut that racket off before I shove it up Frosts ass." He snapped as the confused henchman poked his head behind the doorframe.

I grinned with joyful eyes as I watched J pant with anger. "Aww, is it annoying you Puddin'?" I ask which just edges him on further when his hands grasp onto the door frame and his knuckles turn whiter.

A low growl emits from his throat with a very displeased expression being shown on his face. "Yes. So shut it fucking off." He snaps turning his back on me as I poke my head around the door to watch him leave down the hall, back in conversation with Frost.

"Asshole..." I mutter but by accident just at that word escaped my lips the microphone was switched on by my finger unknowingly tensing at the sight of him leaving.

                     <<<Frosts P.O.V>>>

My head quickly looks back at Quinn with a worried look. I look to J to see him stop half way in his sentence as his shoulders tensed and his fists balled.

I mouthed the words 'Run' to Harley as I began to see him slowly turn around to face her. That one word had driven him too far and he snapped.

Harley too carried my worried and scared expression as she gave a small wave giggling in nervousness.

In the blink of an eye he took off after her. Clear rage on his face as she too sprinted down the hall and towards the club. I couldn't help but feel like I needed to 'supervise' because usually they both ended up hurt. One physically and the other emotionally.

Where The Joker was fast, Harley was faster. Where he was agile, she was more. But there was one thing she would never beat him at, and that was playing dirty.

<<<Authors P.O.V>>>

Just as they reached the bar area of the club The Joker set his gaze upon a tall slim looking glass that sat perfectly on the counter. All the staff were in the room cleaning it at the moment but they just ignored the insane couple as it was pretty common for them to have these little 'disagreements'.

He chucked the glass in her direction as it crashed inches from her face as she made her way to the kitchen. She looked back at him in shock for trying such a risky move.

"For a second I thought you actually wanted to hit her." Interrupted Rose coming over from cleaning the booths. She was one of there longest working employees after Frost. The Joker had taking a liking to her for her confidence but sometimes it could be infuriating, such as now.

The Joker looked over to her rolling his eyes. "I just wanted to scare her. Now get back to work and mind your own business." He retorted grabbing another glass from the counter and throwing it at Harley for the second time as she ducked behind the end of the marble counter.

"Well I think you scared her enough, so can you not just let it go?" She asked marching down to block his line of sight from her. She had a stern expression on her face.

At that moment Jonny came jogging down the stairs as he stood beside J who was glaring at Rose.

"No Mother." The Joker answered rolling his eyes at her parent-like nature.

"What could she have possibly done this time?" She asked narrowing her eyes further and crossing her arms waiting for his explanation.

"She was annoying me by singing, and then she called me an asshole." He replied copying her actions and folding his arms too.

"Well she ain't wrong there." The redhead muttered.

"What did you say?" He snapped taking a step closer as Frost trailed behind him. "Don't forget your place, Rose. You have to stay in line or accidents happen." He snarled viciously gliding his hand across the counter.

"Well I clearly remember you saying to me that I have to look after this Club and everyone in it. So right now I have to look after you." She said with a smug smile as his eyes widened and a few giggles and chuckles were heard from Harley and Frost.

He whipped his head around to his henchman which silenced his laughter and Harley's soon died down. "Well I guess I didn't know I was hiring a slut." He added.

Harley peeked her head over the counter shaking her head repeatedly. That was the one word you never called Rose. She always snapped when people gave her that title and usually they left with injuries. Frost even knew about it and he too looked shocked.

"A slut? A slut?" She repeated raising her voice with each new word. Suddenly before anyone could react she grabbed a glass beside her and smashed it across his head. He blacked out and collapsed to the ground.

Frost and Harley looked at his limp form in shock. "Don't worry, if I hit him in the right spot he won't remember anything." She mumbled. "He'll just be in a lot of pain." She also said looking behind herself to see Harley staring down at him.

"Now, how about we fix ourselves a drink before the baby wakes up?" She asked looking over at Frost as well.

He and Harley both looked up and simultaneously nodded.
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