The 100 Imagines & Preferences

Pick up line rejections.

I just love things like this, not gonna lie.

(Not that I would reject any of these babes)
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Bellamy:

Him: "You know, your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty."

You: "Here's a cup of water, that's all you're ever getting from me."

Jasper:

Him: "My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U"

You: "Check with Clarke, she may have some vitamins for that."

Monty:

Him: "You're like a dictionary-"

You: "Damn right. No one uses me."

Lincoln:

Him: "Are you a fire beacuse-"

You: "Sure am, you touch me, I hurt you."

Murphy:

Him: "Do you know CPR, because you took my breath away."

You: "Mhh, I think Clarke's a bit more qualified for that."

Raven:

Her: "Kissing is the language of love, wanna have a conversation?"

You: "no thanks, I'm more the silent type."

Octavia:

Her: "Were you a scout? Because you sure can tie my heart in a knot."

You: "I feel that's a problem you should consult Abby with."

Lexa:

Her: "Did you fall from heaven-"

You: "Technically, yes. That's how I'm on Earth."

Clarke:

Her: "All those curves and me with no brakes."

You: "Oh, hun, you've already steered off the road."