Dipshit? Nah, more like dipship.

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I'm fucked up.

I'm real fucked up.

How do I know I'm fucked up?

Well, a pointer may be that I was just screaming at my iPad while watching an anime.

What was I screaming?

"FUCK THE COACH.  JUST... JUST MAKE LOVE WITH HIM.  FUCK. HIM. NOW."

...

Yeah.

I need serious help.

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