Midnight Thoughts

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WARNING
THESE ARE INCREDIBLY DUMB AND ARE ACTUAL THOUGHTS OF MINE.  FEEL FREE TO LAUGH/QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES.

• never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

• how many nas are there is "nanananananana batman"?

• seven.  There are seven nas in "nanananananana batman".

• wibbly wobbly timey whimey

• iS THAT THE TARDIS

• I think I hear Satan calling... fATHER?!

• pink should be arrested from existence...

• *cocks gun* Justin Bieber, here I come.

• heehee, I said "cocks".

• heehee, I sad come.

• nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

• i before e except after c... when you know what?  I know a name that proves that wrong.  Ciel.  C.  I.  E.  L.   Hm.  Ciel's a nice name.  I will name my firstborn son Ciel.

• the next time I wear ruffles I'll be surrounded by flames and the screams of the damned.

• sHUT THE FUCK UP, LITTLE CRAB!

• my brain hurts

• duh duh duh...

• what's the deal.... with cATs?!?!?!

• my eyes are slowly sliding out of my head in agony and tearing their own eyes out.  Look what you've done.  Get off YouTube.  Go.  Shoo.

• mY EYES BURN

• my blanket is sexually harassing me

• *googles* my blanket is trying to get in my pants what do i do

• gET YOUR FILTHY FUZZ OUT OF MY SHIRT!

• I wonder if Timmy Turtle will have a nice time in between my *****

• he won't stop staring at me now...

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