My Dad Wants to Fucking Die

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OMFG SO I TURN ON THE TØP RADIO AND FAKE YOU OUT STARTS PLAYING AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRAIN MY DAD TO LEARN THE NAMES AND SOUNDS OF THEIR SONGS SO I ASK HIM WHAT SONG HE THOUGHT IT WAS AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND JUST SAYS

"Garbage."

MY FATHER WANTS TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF ME AND THE REST OF THE CLIQUE.  _mikayu YOU GET THE TORCHES, I'LL GET THE PITCHFORKS.

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