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~Instant Messages POV. IT'S A PERSON TOO! Okay, well it isn't...It just isn't from a particular point of view and I like pressing the 'bold' button~
Luke Taylor: Yo mama so fat that she only checked her email cos she heard it contained spam.
Gabriel Coleman: Yo mama is so fat. I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it cos she'd eat that too.
Nathan Griffin: Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork she eats with a forklift.
Sean Green: Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
Victor Morgan: Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at HER.
North Taylor: Yo mama so fat that when she goes on the scales it says 'To be continued'.
Silas Korba: Yo mama so fat that when she went sunbathing on the beach they thought she was a whale and tried to drag her back in the ocean.
Kota Lee: Yo mama so fat I had to take three trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Owen Blackbourne: ...I find this very immature.
Yo Mama: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!
Silas Korba: Uhhhh...
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