Just Stydia Things.

«27» Sarcasm Accuracy

A Christmas Special! ❤

Inspired by a meme my close friend showed me<3

" Stiles, where the hell is the pizza?! "

Lydia yelled at the top of her lungs. She slammed the refrigerator shut hardly before her heels took her stomping to the living room to his sleeping husband who was now awake after jolting awake from hearing the loud yell.

Stiles sat up quickly and looked at his furious wife. Lydia was still in her working uniform with her hair tied in a proper and clean bun. Her hands on her waists, her nostrils gaped with her eyes squinted and burning on Stiles.

" Honey? What is it? Are you alright? " Stiles stood up quickly and walked over to his wife looking for signs of distress.

Lydia yanked Stiles' hands away from her. " Alright? Do I look alright? What happened to the leftover pizza I hid in the refrigerator?! "

Stiles pressed his lips together looking down at his wife with his hair still fucked-up from his nap and some marks from the pillows on his face. " Uh, well, it may haven't been completely cooked. It got out of the fridge and I swore I saw it running on it's little cartoon feet. So, honey, I'm sorry it escaped. "

Lydia growled at her husband.
" You ate the pizza! "

" Actually, I wasn't aware there was pizza. I just saw it under the plastic drawer of the fridge. I was starving. " he explained.

" You knew I was hiding it from you! I was gonna eat it for dinner. " Lydia yelled at him standing on her tiptoes as if trying to outstand him. Stiles thought of this whole thing being so adorable. The thing he loved about getting Lydia mad was seeing the cute expressions on her faces and the way her face turned red when she was in range. Lydia still looked beautiful for him no matter what.

Stiles was too distracted studying the expression on her face. " You're so cute when you get angry. " he complimented his wife smiling down at her.

" You know what? That's it! Get whatever belongs to you and get out of the house! " Lydia yelled.

Before Lydia knew it, she found herself being piggybacked and carried outside the house. Stiles had lifted Lydia off her feet and carried her our their home. He got them outside the house then he placed his wife back on her feet.

" Stiles! What the hell? " Lydia exclaimed confused as she fixed her uniform.

" Well, you did say to get what belonged to me. " Stiles said.

It took Lydia a moment to adjust to the accuracy. Her face softened before she gripped Stiles' shirt and pulled him to her in a deep and passionate kiss. Stiles was surprised but he kissed back welcoming her lips.

Both of them softly pulled back their eyes still closed and their puffy from the tension and pressure of the little passion from their lips. They breathed softly before Stiles heard his wife giggle softly and whisper, " I married a spaz. "

UGHH. so cute. Stop.

THANK YOU FOR READING!
-Kate