Dan, Phil, and The Two Kids

Wild

A/N

This chapter is going to be interesting

prepare yourself

yay more tronnor in this chapter

Also merry Christmas (even though it isn't here yet)

here goes the chapter

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Connor POV

Troye and I choose the room with the biggest bed. We cuddle ourselves to sleep.

Troye wakes me up by planting small kisses on my face.

"Yes, Troye?"

"Get up, babe. Dan made breakfast." He says as we get up and go to the kitchen.

"Really? Surprising." Dan hears me.

"Shut up, Con!" He yells and smacks my arm, "Anyways, where's Tyler?"

"Probably still sleeping. Tilly can sleep for days." I roll my eyes because it's true. Tyler will not wake up unless you make him.

Phil walks out Dan's room without a shirt on. He sees us standing there and gasps.

"Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Let me put on a shirt."

"Babe, you're fine. Right, guys?" Troye and I nod.

It got really silent and we sorta just sat there. I finally spoke up.

"Hey, since Tyler isn't waking up we should prank him tonight."

Dan raised his eyebrows,"Connor, where are you going with this?"

I look at Troye and Phil. "We should all have sex tonight."

Phil gasps, "An orgy?!?!"

"No, Phil. I mean me and Troye will go at it in our room and you and Dan will in your room."

"If I get a dick up my arse, I'm in." Dan smirks and winks.

"Oh my God, Dan." Troye slaps his arm.

"I'm being completely serious."

We all laugh and eat breakfast when we hear a groggy Tyler walk out.

"Hey, bitches. The queen has awoken."

"But the queen has been sleeping for a hundred years."

"This ain't Sleeping Beauty, Troye. Now where's the bacon because I smell it."

Phil points to the food, "Over there. Dan made it."

"I suddenly don't want it, anymore."

"Shut up! I'm not that bad."

"Dan, you almost burned down the kitchen trying to make some toast."

"I tried therefore no one should judge me."

"Dan, well-"

"NO ONE, CONNOR!" We all burst out laughing and eat our breakfast. I secretly hope that Tyler didn't hear our plan.