Ricky smiled, "Then I appreciate your work."

Phil smiled back, "Thank you, Ricky. Most youth don't appreciate my brothers and sisters and I, and our work anymore."

Dan nodded, "Phil is obviously very passionate about his job as a pediatrician."

An older lady came up to the counter with her things and Dan and Phil moved out of the way. She set her purse on the counter as Ricky scanned them.

She smiled at him, "You're a very handsome young man. Nice set of muscles, and a real job just like a young man should be."

Ricky laughed, "Thank you, ma'am."

She seemed to grin even wider, "And you got the prettiest smile I've ever seen. Perfect teeth. I bet you brush well."

Ricky smiled, "Twice a day. And you're total will be 9.57, ma'am."

She fished the money out of her gigantic purse, and after gathering all of her things left the counter with a small wave to Ricky.

"Wow, do all old ladies compliment you like that?" Dan asked.

Ricky shrugged, "What can I say? Chicks dig me."

"Interesting," Phil said, "How exactly does a youthful chicken drill into you?"

Ricky giggled, "You're a funny one, Phil. Gotta give you that, doc."

Dan smiles, "Well I'm glad you two are getting along, but you probably have tons of work to do, right?" Dan asks Ricky.

Ricky shrugs, "I don't know, I'm having a slow day, so I don't really mind."

Dan mentally sighs. Ricky can't you see my struggle.

"Well, you might not have a lot of work, but Phil is staying for the next couple weeks, so we need to figure that out today."

Ricky grins, "Well, okay. You two have fun being...flatmates," he says sending a wink towards Dan.

Dan blushes and shakes his head violently at Ricky's implication as Phil smiles at it, not really understanding.

"It was very nice to meet you, Rickman," Phil says.

Ricky looked confused, "Woah, how did you know my real name?"

Dan's eyes widen, "He didn't! Just a really good guesser. Anyway, we have to go! Bye Ricky, love you!"

Dan practically pulls Phil out of the store by his coat, almost running into an elderly couple and quickly apologizing to them as he drags the angel onto the pavement.

"Oh my god, that was so embarrassing!" Dan says with his cheeks flushed red.

Phil tilts his head, "How so?"

Dan's mouth flies open and his arms flail out, "HOW SO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOW SO?' I had to keep lying to make you seem convincing because you lack the basic information of timely human slang and socialization, no offense to you. And he also totally thought that we were a couple the whole time, and WE ARE NOT. I really, really hope he didn't think we were a couple."

"Are we not?"

"Are we not what?" Dan asks.

"A couple."

Dan stares at Phil like he's speaking another language, "I'm sorry, but what?"

"A couple," Phil repeats, "We are a couple. We are two individuals of the same reality considered together in some relation."*

Dan rolled his eyes and let out a light laugh, "Right, okay I guess we are, but that's not what I meant."

"What did you mean?"

"I mean, that he thought that we were two individuals of the same reality sharing intimate relations either romantically, or sexually," Dan explains.

"Oh," Phil says, "Yeah, maybe later."

Did I hear that correctly?

Dan scoffs, "What?"

Phil frowns, "I think I was trying to make a 'joke.' It was supposed to be comedic."

"Oh," Dan replies, but then he grins and chuckles a bit, "Very funny joke then, Phil."

Cutie.

Phil smiles, "I feel...accomplished, I think."

"You feel?" Dan questions.

Phil stares up at the sky suddenly and his face contorts into confusion, "Not usually."

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AN: *#Phan prove!2!1

How do you feel about smut? Not saying that there is going to be any...but like opinions, please?

;)

OH! WAIT! WAIT!

The guy above is English actor, Alfred Enoch, and he plays Dean Thomas in Harry Potter, and I think he's a really pretty chocolate man and I have decided I wanted to portray him as Ricky, okay? I decided this like two minutes ago so if the earlier description doesn't really match up, oops. If you had a different image in your head you'd rather use, that's fine, do whatever.

Anyway, I love you, thanks for 1k when we only have six parts, byeeee.

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