How to Date an Android

How to Date an Android Chapter 38

How to Date an Android Chapter 38

Steve's POV;

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! My mom and my sisters are alive! I can't believe it! I'm so happy!" Craig blubbered like he'd just won the lottery in an emotionally overflowed state of being happy and crying at the same time.. He's totally emotional and being a pansy ass right now.

Him saying that when we saw our mom bit and became one of those undead not too long ago is like the worst kind of gut punch.

"How do you know they're really alive? He could be full of crap," Sarah said skeptically next to me. She's standing up with her hands on her hips and looking at Craig like he's the enemy. She's calmed down a little already but not enough. She gives me that look too sometimes, but not when I look at her directly.

Somehow I want to hit Craig. That little bitch needs a good hosing. And he's like a foot shorter than me and light weight.

Yeah...I could take him.

He looks like he's curious about Sarah. Who cares though? Sarah isn't that great and she's got a lot of mommy issues. Why would someone like her?

Still the idea that Craig gets a girl and I don't doesn't seem fair. So I should put him in his place. Yeah...

But I know that's not right, but it's just not fair that our mom got bit and not his. I needed to see if I can get back on my feet and out of this place. Life just isn't fair.

I need to hit Craig. I just have to...hit Craig. No don't hit Craig. Hit Craig, no grandma wouldn't like it....grandma gives us cookies when we don't get in fights at school or hit people. Yeah grandma is usually right...but I really want to hit Craig. Why can't I fucking hit Craig. Or maybe I should have grandma hit Craig.

Wait grandma couldn't hit Craig.

Ugh...what's wrong with me? I'm so tired. I should call Betty again. She knows what to do. And the couch in her office is so wonderful. Lately she's been more nice than usual even if she is a therapist.

Craig is so loud. He broke my train of thought. Now I want to hit him again. He's trying to flirt with Sarah.

And doing it with a board would be much more fun.

Why do I want to hit Craig anyway?

It's only a matter of time.

Craig's POV;

"Oh my gosh! My mom and my sisters are alive! I can't believe it! I'm so happy!" I said ecstatically.

Steve and Sarah are looking at me funny. They are both a little weird though. They are totally OK with just sitting around doing nothing but to me that's hell. Why don't they think it's cool or wonderful? They are weird as shit. I totally need to get a room separate from them if possible.

"What? What's wrong?" I said to them.

Steve is glaring at me but now Sarah looks like she might start crying too. But hers isn't a happy cry like mine.

Yeah, Sarah is crying now for sure. She can't hold it in and it's the bad kind of crying that starts silent but gets awful quick.

Steve looked down and is acting funny when I asked them what's wrong. What an oddball. But he probably thinks I'm the oddball too.