How to Date an Android

How to Date an Android Chapter 30

"So you can tell me anything right? Your firewall won't go off or get you restricted in what you say?" I asked.

"Sure we can talk whatever you want. I love talking. You know I was made to be the perfect companion. I can't wait to be the perfect partner for you. I want to be like super excited and happy with you all the time and..." I cut her off.

I'm going to have to help her work out the kinks. How did she end up with a chatterbox personality? Or is that just temporary?

"Barbara, I need you to..." I started to say but she cut me off again.

"Who is Barbara?" she asked confused.

Uh oh...oh FUCK!

And she looks worried.

Something really fishy just happened. She does look like Barbara though. But there can't be more than one Barbara...

"Did you hit your head?" I asked.

"No."

"Are you sure?" I asked.

"Um, no. I'm pretty sure I didn't," she said. She gives me puppy dog eyes.

"And the box wasn't hit or damaged during the drone delivery flight?" I asked.

"No, I'm in perfect shape," she insisted. "Can't you see?" she smiled really big, showing off her boobs.

"But you aren't Barbara?" I asked to confirm. That caused her to worry in her reaction changing quickly.

"I can try to be like Barbara. Is that what you want? I'm sorry if I'm not her. But please don't' throw me away. I'll be good! I won't do anything bad I promise. Please, I want to be your Barbara. Please don't reject me," she pleaded.

OK. So she does have some seduction skill at least. It's probably high level by the looks of how she's acting and her impressive posture.

"So can you do some kind of internal scan for damage?" I asked.

"But Mellifera scanned me before I left the factory garage only an hour ago. There's no damage, and I'm fresh off the assembly line," she said.

"Um, come with me. I need to get you some clothes while we get to the bottom of this," I said.

"Eh? Oh, you're right! Clothes are useful. How did that happen?! Oh, and if you are giving me clothes that means you'll keep me right?" she looks scandalized.

"I also have to think of a good name for you," I said while limping with her.

She's gentle though and holds my hand while I work across the house. She's still beaming and happy. Or at least she's trying to be or trying to win me over.

"You look younger than I thought you would be. I was wondering what kind of person you would be. And they wanted it to partly be a surprise and told me not to worry that they'd have the security lockout software work out tying us together. So I didn't have a picture or anything. I had an address and a name but nothing else. I wanted to hack into the computer files and look you up and see who you were but I didn't have a chance. You know the security at the Mellifera garage is really tight. They had rumors of some stolen androids before I came along so they were really uptight about everything and I had to have escorts in the shop with the other completed androids and like every room they were staring at us and trying to monitor everything. It was so annoying and then."

"Oh so back to before, why do you look so young for your age?" she said sweetly.

I cut her off...wow she likes to talk.

"That's because of the meds. They are supposed to keep you looking young forever," I said.

"Oh...you really should stop taking those," she looked down. I saw a reaction of fear there. It also is confirming what I'd suspected for awhile.