How to Date an Android

How to Date an Android Chapter 30

Wow, she's kind of trippy. When she squealed like that, it wasn't very loud but she sort of ...I don't know she leaned into the couch and me and ended up grabbing one of the couch pillows like a little girl.

Weirdo...but touching I guess.

"Um, Jack, there's so much I want to ask you about!" she said happily.

She leans into me. Oh wow, I should get her some clothes soon right?

"Oh Jack! Do I have rules or boundaries or something? My help desk system is telling me to establish those things first. They say it will affect if our relationship is really successful from the beginning or not," she said suddenly serious.

Rules...that makes sense. Stuff like don't hurt each other. Don't talk to other boys...don't spend money without your partner. Wait, this is like marriage rules? Or house rules for all? Is this like a marriage or like we're still dating? I have to figure that out before I like get too far so I'm not overbearing right? What if I give her marriage rules when she needs rules for dating, or vice versa? Will it cause tension?

I don't like tension at all. Or stress.

"Um, let me think about that. For now I want you to just stay with me and only me. I'll get more rules as we figure this out?" I said.

She nodded. "That's a good start. I just totally want to be your best girl," she said sitting up. Without realizing it, she's so excited she's like on her knees with her legs spread sitting up right next to me like an excited puppy.

And there's no body hair anywhere except for the normal head hair. That's good too, but it's a bit shocking that everything is fully visible.

Again a hyper squeal. Then she sort of bounces up and down.

Oh no, don't do that. When your boobs bounce I get sexually excited. Wow, its fun to watch those flop around. She also seems more excited when I watch her doing it.

Uh oh...what if we aren't to the sex stage for awhile and she sees I'm excited? What will happen? She's like a real girl more than I thought and not anything like a love doll...so I need to be careful and not blow it? Or am I over thinking things? Or will it be like a dating game where I have to like earn points to get to the next level?

"Um let's slow down. I may adjust the rules tonight or tomorrow. I haven't thought about that yet. OK?" I confirmed.

She nods. "That's fine! This is so exciting! And you have your own place too, with no parental units! Sweet!" she lightly squealed again.

She is so hyper. Her personality is totally hyper isn't it?

"I'm glad you like it here. I would like you to stay with me and help me as much as I can," I said.

"Listen I need you to stay really quiet and no noise or light that can be seen outside the house. Do you understand?" I look her in the eyes seriously.

She sees my gaze and is picking up something, because she nods. "Got it. Whatever you want Jack! I am here for you."

"So how do you feel? Do you feel any different?" I asked.

She's smiling so big, like a kid on Christmas, "Oh you know I was just like freaking out! I can't believe I was sent here! You know how crazy that factory was! And they kept mixing up where I was supposed to be the whole time, and they had all these machines going non-stop inside the assembly line area that are making androids. And then suddenly things were getting all weird with all the personnel freaking out and saying something about a breach in security. Then they had us help out with the security fence and someone was supposed to clear my memory so I wouldn't remember being assembled and what the factory looked like. They had me help hold guns for people too and there were other androids too that were keeping back all these rioters that looked very ill and then it was like super dark for awhile and there were rolling black outs near the industrial part of town."