How to Date an Android

How to Date an Android, Chapter 13 Part B (revised!)

In short, I realized she did look like some kind of Russian ice princess slash younger MILF. She was kind of thin in some areas but not in others. Its like someone had turned Barbara into something from an ice country instead of the half-Latin features. In many ways it did seem similar. And I realized Barbara had been sort of nudging me to try to get it closer to her figure.

But somehow that bothered me. I can't buy Barbara herself. A Liga is too much.

"I don't know Barbara...I want them to be real. I want to be able to feel them and mash them with my hands. If they are this size...I don't want them to pop or have internal damage because I touched them wrong. And the idea of them not being real just seems so annoying," I managed to say.

"Trust me they are real. Her boobs won't pop and explode if you hold them. Even in rough sex. She'll be sturdy. Although I don't want you to try to damage them purposely," Barbara said.

"How can they be real when they are that big?" I asked.

"We...have mods for boobs," she said in a really embarrassed tone.

"No. it's just synthetics," I protested dourly.

"Listen to me Jack. They are real. These are going to be boobs so real they'll be like better than play dough in your hands," she said, almost giving me a heart attack. I think I almost popped a vein in my forehead.

"Prove it," I said.

"OK."

I'm shocked when the video feed pauses and I real rustling clothing. "Is this proof enough?" Barbara is now topless and I can see her image. Barbara herself was now showing me the best boobs I'd ever seen.

"Holy shit!"

"Yeah, holy shit is right. Does that look real enough for you...," she said very calmly and looking at me intently.

"And...those are...real?" I asked not comprehending what she'd said.

"Look at them Jack. They hang and droop too heavy to not be real. We have magnetic inducing cells to help preserve shape and ideal droop too. See?" she said trying to show me how they bounced around. She briefly teased me shaking them right and left mildly. It wasn't a fast shake but a slow swinging of gravity. And there was so much weight they seemed to have the right wobble. She even then swung them from side to side. They were heavy enough the effect looked HEAVY.

"They...do look real huh?" I said.

"We have literally dozens of mods just for boobs," she said.

"Eh?! No way!"

"Well there are like three or four mods just for nipples, and then a few dozen for shapes and sizes. Someone even wanted an android mod for four boobs...but that is a rare request thankfully. There's no way that girl will be able to ever blend in. We should have blocked that sale but he swore he'd love her. Who knows what would happen if people started doing that to themselves. I'm actually glad that my old ...owner wasn't THAT crazy...but in one of his pre-saved models he almost made me that way..."

My jaw was hanging open.

"That would be awkward," I said.

"And impossible to blend in with," she finished.

"But there are people who have real medically fused organs fused like that since stem cell research made eternal life upgrades possible. There are people who do medical upgrades to prevent back injuries for example and for having two livers now so they can drink more without ruining their health," she said.

"Does that work, having 2 livers?" I asked.

She grimaced. "Not as much as you think. There's a limit to what the body can do."