How to Date an Android

Chapter 10 Part A, revised

But last night I realized also that her hydrogen fuel cell battery must have something else working with it. Because water takes too much energy to separate into hydrogen and oxygen. But naturally that would be considered top secret and forbidden to speak about. Its possible its paired with another energy source.

"So what kinds of questions do you have?" she asked me with her hands in her lap after putting down the water. She is waiting for me patiently with a mild motherly like smile. It's wonderful to see.

"I'm curious how you think this can work out. I again like before, stated that I need someone that can do my work in my shop for me while I heal up. While my back is healing then I can't work," I said.

She nodded, "that's a valid concern Jack. As you know our domestic helper androids can do a wide variety of tasks. They aren't limited to only sex, which is why many people want them."

Is she trying to tempt me?

I tried to avoid eye contact to long when she mentioned sex. It's hard for me to be really bold and she was giving me so much attention that I was afraid I'd misunderstand her.

"So can an android actually work on cars in a shop?" I asked her.

"You want to ask about that first? Your physical response suggests that you want to know more about the sex features more," she stated openly re-crossing her slender athletic looking legs tightly in her short skirt. Did she do that on purpose? Her skirt went up another inch too.

Her skirt is shorter today than when I met with her last night too.

"Your heartbeat has gone up, and you are becoming sexually excited while looking at me," she noted.

"Oh jeez, do you have to do that? I don't want it stated openly! It's embarrassing for people to be 'caught' by others as being sexually excited. Plus to be fair, a body like yours should even make women sexually excited and not just men," I complained.

"My apologies Jack. It is also true that many women hit on me, as much as men. I was designed to help both men and women find androids after all while looking like the ultimate woman, so I have to look extremely pleasing sexually to people for a specific reason. I just want to please you. I'm sorry if I overstepped my bounds. I hope that I have not prevented you from wanting to investigate Mellifera androids by my causing you discomfort," she said diplomatically and with a sincere look on her face.

"Uh, it's OK, but just some people they feel embarrassed talking about sex you know? It's not normal to just talk about it like its baseball or cutting the grass," I said.

"I understand Jack. The difference between a decadent social response and your healthy social response is also more along the lines of healthy human responses that Mellifera is seeking. We don't have to talk about that now. I just will conclude with the statement that android sex is much better for a human partner than anything a human can get from another human, because we aren't limited by our feelings dropping off our enthusiasm after achieving orgasm. We aren't limited in going only 'once' and then stopping either. We fully want to please the partner first. We can keep going all night if the human is up to..."

I cut her off. "I get the picture," I said.

"Good. Because to a human we will feel like the real thing and the right temperature in every way so I want you to know there's nothing that will impede us from giving you a match that will be just like a human wife or lover. There is also no risk for alimony or child support slavery mechanisms," Barbara said.

It seemed like she was anxious to make sure I was aware of this.

Did she also have a high interest in sex then? Or were androids programmed to dish that out to their humans? It's very possible they were compelled through programming to...