Patrick
Q: adopt me? :)
A: I would love that but we'd have to change you and I couldn't bear that... plus pete doesn't really like people
Q: Do you like being a human or a vampire better?
A: I miss being human sometimes. Things were a bit different to me because I was a bit more fragile Pete was a bit less harsh with me. Sometimes he can be a bit rough... if you catch my drift. But I like being a vampire more because I know I'll be able to stay with Pete for eternity so that's rad
Q: I expect little pete and patrick babies in the future
A: I-I don't think that's genetically possible....
Q: You are so smol and adorable. Do you think Pete will share?
A: -snorts- have you met my husband. Sorry, no. But you're very adorabele too :3
Q: soft !! boy !! ily so much !! you're so sweet and kind !!! hugs and kisses to you !!! you're such a handsome bby boy !!!!!
A: Thank you, holy smokes this is so sweet you have such a kind sweet heart thank you<3
Pete
Q: Is it possible to adopt vampire babies/ kids
A: Very dangerous. No. My apologies
Q: love you so much father, take care of pattycakes for me
A: I plan to. Always.
Q: How old are you?
A: My body is frozen at 22 but my age is 138
Q: I want you to fuck patrick and don't stop till there's a baby!!!!!
A: As my husband stated before I don't think that's genetically possible. But I would gladly fuck him ;)
Q: Will you share Patty with me?
A: No.
Q: thank you for protecting my soft angel boy. can we share Patty btw?
A: I'll always protect him and uh, no.
Andy
Q: when do you plan on marrying joe?
A: We've agreed we wanna do this right and wait until we're both ready so that's an unanswerable question my dear friend
Q: crossfit vegans are the best B)
A: damn straight! Oops I mean damn gay!
Luke
Q: i'm gonna shove an entire pine tree up your ass dry, little bitch
A: yikes.............
Q: Dick
A: I suck dick ngl
Q: i hate you. you made my soft bby sad. pls kys
A: I'm already dead so I mean
Joe
Q: Adopt me pretty pleaseeeeeeeee with a cherry on top?!
A: Okay :)
Q: invite me to your wedding
A: When I get married ofc
Q: you're so handsome ily
A: Andy says I'm pretty. I love you too
Patricia
Q: why did you get back with the asshole known as patrick's father :/
A: I was lonely and stupid
Q: was Patrick hard to raise? you've raised him well, he turned into an amazing handsome young man !!
A: thank you so much I'm very proud of him. He was actually very easy to raise. I'm glad I had such a great son
Patrick's dad
Q: Why you so mean?
A: I'm not.
Q: why must you hurt my bby boy
A: Because I am a good parent.
Frank
Q: did you fuck my son yet, smol child???
A: Still a virgin. I wanna wait until I know it's the real deal
Q: How are things going with Gee?
A: Amazing!!!!!!!!!!
Gerard
Q: Did you and Frankie do the nasty?
A: Frank wants to wait until he knows it's real. And if waiting is what he wants to do I'll gladly wait
Q: does smol frankie have a smol weenie or nah?
A: As far as I know it's a pretty good size ;)
to author:
you beautiful and kind soul, love you so much<3
Thank you I love you and everyone who takes their time to read what I write. I love you guys<3
