Final Fantasy Short Stories | (2016-2017)

Story eleven: Spill the red stuff!

A/N: I wrote this story a while ago... like, last year or something xD But once again-- why not share it with you? :3 Introducing Hope Esthiem from FFXIII (see photo above), Tidus from FFX, and Sephiroth from FFVII :D

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Hope: *opens door to their brand new room* "Well, this is our new room!" ^.^

Tidus: *blinks* "...Wow...this looks kind of..." ._.

Sephiroth: "...empty." ._.

Hope: "Come on, don't be like that. We only have to stay here until our old rooms get upgraded."

Sephiroth: "And how long will that take?" o.o

Hope: "A week or so..." :/

Tidus and Sephiroth: *sigh* -_-

Tidus: "Well... I guess it's not so bad!" '^_^ "Hey, how 'bout we have a snack?" :D

Hope: "Wait! Don't bring anything too messy! This room is entirely white, so we need to be careful not to spill anything!" >o<

Tidus: "Got it!" :) *leaves room*

Sephiroth: "Um, are you sure we can trust Tidus to get us a snack?" :/

Hope: "I'm not really sure..." 'o_o

~A bit later~

Tidus: "Hey guys! I got us some nachos with spicy red sauce!" ^.^

Hope: "Are you crazy? Red sauce will totally stain something!" >o<

Tidus: "It's okay, I'll be careful!" :3

*everyone starts eating* "(munch crunch munchie crunchy)"

Sephiroth: "Wow, this is pretty good. Thanks, Tidus." *smiles widely* :)

Hope: "Eep! Careful, Sephiroth! Pay attention to your food!" O○O

Sephiroth: "Okay, geez... Paranoid much?" -_-'

Tidus: "I'm gonna go heat up the sauce a bit more..." *picks up bowl and stands up*

Hope: "Tidus! Watch out!" >O<

Tidus: *bumps into a table leg and spills sauce on the couch* "Yikes!" D:

Hope: "Oh-no! Sephiroth! Hurry! Get the bleach!" OoO

Sephiroth: "But-- we don't have any bleach!" 'o.o

Hope: "THEN BUY SOME!" >:O

Sephiroth: "FINE!" >:o *leaves room*

Hope: "Tidus, I told you to be careful!" >:(

Tidus: "Gosh... Sorry, Hope. I promise it won't happen again." :(

Hope: "You better keep that promise." -_-

~Later~

Sephiroth: *returns* "All right, I brought the stupid bleach." -.-

Hope: "Hurry up! Clean it NOW!" >~<

Sephiroth: '-_- *tries to clean couch*

Hope: "Okay-- from now on, no more red and messy foods!" >:|

~The next day~

Tidus: "Good morning, you guys!" ^_^

Sephiroth: "Good morning." *glances behind Tidus* "Hm? What's that on the table over there?" o.o -?

Tidus: "Toast with strawberry jam!" :D

Hope: *face palm* "Great..." -_-'

Tidus: "Eat up, boys!" ^o^

*chowing down* (Om nom nom) ^_^

Tidus: "Sooo, how do you like it?" :3

Hope: "The toast has way too much jam on it... Grip your toast firmly, guys..." >_<

Tidus: "Aw, Hope! You worry too much!" *knocks over jar of strawberry jam with his hand while talking*

Hope: "NO! Not on the carpet!" D: -!

Tidus: "Oops. Sorry, Hope. It won't happen a third time!" *thumbs up* (^_-)-☆

Hope: *growl* "SEPHIROTH!" >o<

Sephiroth: "What do you want me to do about it?" >:/

Hope: "GET THE BLEACH AND CLEAN IT!" >XO

Sephiroth: "FINE." *starts cleaning* "This is harder than it looks, I'll tell you that right now." >:(

Hope: "......" *glares at Tidus* >8(

Tidus: *scratches back of head* "Hee hee hee!" '^_^

~The next day~

Hope: *laughs evilly and rubs hands together* >:)

Sephiroth: "What's the matter with you?" -.-

Hope: "I've hidden ALL of the red, messy foods in the entire university! Now Tidus will never make another mess!" >:D

Sephiroth: "Oh, did you hide the tomato juice that's in the fridge?" ._.

Hope: "We have... tomato juice?" °_°

Tidus: *walks into room* "Hey guys! I found a can of tomato juice in the fridge!" ^•^

Hope: "Don't you dare open it!" >:o

Tidus: "Hope, trust me. I know how to open a can..." ^_^ *starts to open can*

(BOOM!!!) *can bursts open with tomato juice exploding everywhere*

Tidus: "Okay... maybe I don't." °~°

Hope: *trembles* "....SEPHIROTH!" >0<

Sephiroth: "I know, I know..." -_- *picks up bleach bottle*

Tidus: "Sorry..." :(

Hope: "Sorry? You're sorry?! Just go help Sephiroth clean up!" >8O

Tidus: "Yes, sir!" >.<

~Later~

Hope: "Aaahhh... Finally I can kick back, relax, and eat this cherry popsicle." :)

*popsicle slides off the stick and onto the couch*

Hope: ●O● "!!!" *gasps*

Tidus: "Hope! For shame! Spilling a cherry popsicle on the couch!" >:(

Hope: *eye twitches* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" >O<

Sephiroth: "I'm on it." -_-

End of story eleven