April Fools... Again... ;-;

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by 5thkidOtorityXD

by 5thkidOtorityXD

AMERICA'S POV

April 1, 2016

Me: Yo dudes! XD Guess what today? It's April Fool's Day, isn't it?

China: *sighs* Not that kind of crap again-aru...

Russia: America, can we have some break for a day? We're too tired of that. We've been did such every particular ways for some years. ;-;

Spain: No more worries, mi hermano. :D Then let's start having our same April Fools moment over again.

Amigos, have these and get dressed! *hands some naked waiter costumes to the countries*

France: Sorry I don't need zhese stuff anyway. Cuz every April Fools I'm gonna be ze best nude axx king of ze whole day, dxcks! Ohohohohon~!!! ;-)

Romano: You two are so fxcking foolish perv bxstardos! =^= Hmmmph!

*has left away from the gang*

Prussia: *already in naked waiter outfit* Later I'll go tell Vest to invite here, zhen, in an anozher time he'll gonna be ze most awesome maid of this fxcking day haha Kesesesese!!! >_<

Me: OH YEEAAAHHH!!! IKR I GONNA ENJOY THIS SAME SHXTTY MOMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I LIKE THAT WAY DUDES!!

It would be fxcking great if Iggy dude is here-...

Hang on for a sec dudes, where the fxck is Iggy dude right now??? ;-;

Emem: *dressed in a graduation toga* HEY ALFRED BAE I'M BACK~!!! B)

Me: *gasps* 0-0 WHAAA??? E-Emem? How did you...?

I thought you were already dead, but...

Emem: Sshhhhh.... Oi don't you think, I'm fxcking alive, huh?

I heard you're going to burst out today's repetitive ritual again, =-= So please can ya sit back for a day and I'll go put the shxt out this AFD for my graduation day, right?

Me: ;-; B-b-but.... However... Why are you going to...? Then how about for us...?

Emem: Hmmm... so, perfectly I'm gonna fxck these 12 axxholes as a payback for their disloyalty leading to my intentional death, for a whole single day...

#TimeForRevengeBxtch!!!

*hands America a bucket of comedy DVD's, books, and whatever hilarious stuff related to AFD are included*

Here Alfred, have these and just enjoy your AFD moment with your fam!

Oh no, I'm gonna be late, so I'm leaving off for my Graduation ceremony and I'm entitled as a salutatorian and I don't wanna miss my bunch of large gold/silver medals and a single diploma, huh?

Wish me luck Alfred and guys, see ya and let's start off our victory party right af this, right??? *hurriedly leaves away* ^_^

Me: *glancing down unimpressively to the contents of the basket*

(=o-o) OK...