[A/N] basically this chapter is a whole entire joke so don't take it seriously
ARIES
angry all the time
thinks it's cool to say the f-word
doesn't flush the toilet
too hot? (hot damn)
always at the top of every astrology postTAURUS
owns too many cats
uses Pinterest
takes all their selfies on snapchat
actually lives inside a refrigeratorGEMINI
two faced!!!!!!11!11!!!!1!!!
always beats u at tic-tac-toe
talks fast
2spoopy4meCANCER
hogs the snacks
farts a lot
is literally drowning in a pool of their own tears
dances like a white dad at a barbecueLEO
owns 372 mirrors
on their phone too much
unpopular opinions
better hair than uVIRGO
watches too many cat videos
kekekekekekekekekek
has an entire bottle of Lysol inside their butthole
too nice wtfLIBRA
cuter than u
smarter than u
pee is clearer than urs
better than u in every possible waySCORPIO
uses the eggplant emoji too much
is a nerd
tries to seduce you all the time (and succeeds)
takes too long to text backSAGITTARIUS
is a weeb
overly competitive
actually owns a centaur but won't tell me where it is
(lmao wtf)
smile is cuter than ursCAPRICORN
has hella cheekbones
makes bad puns
wears mismatched socks
doesn't wash their handsAQUARIUS
is also a weeb
the CUTEST smile
has an alien hidden in their bedroom
smolPISCES
talks 2 their stuffed animals
sleeps all the time
forgets to text back too much
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