Aries: shrugs
Taurus: never talks to you ever again
Gemini: bites your finger off
Cancer b*tch slaps you
Leo: unfollows you on Instagram
Virgo: leeks your nudes
(Lmao wut)
Libra: drowns you in the school water fountain
Scorpio: shoves you down a flight of stairs
Sagittarius: tells your crush you have aids
(HAHAHA OMG THIS IS ME)
Capricorn: gives you more food
(this post is actually so hilarious HAHAH)
Aquarius: cries
Pisces: sharpens knives
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All About Zodiacs
Randomfunny, cute and nice zodiac posts for you all ♡ Note - I don't make these, I get them off Tumblr, Instagram and Google Images. These may not be accurate, they're made for entertainment so don't get butthurt or take them too seriously.
