Zodiac Signs when home alone

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Aries: searching the refrigerator for food then complaining because there's nothing
(NO TORTILLA STRIPS NAEWWO)

Taurus: sleeping

Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios

Cancer: probably hasn't realised they're home alone
(YO CANCER *muffled voice* YO NOT HOME ALONE ANYMORE *awkward pause* IM HERE TO KEEP YA COMPANY)

Leo: ends up leaving home

Virgo: singing their favourite song obnoxiously loud
(I'm gonna swing from the !!CHANDELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIER!!)

Libra: probably taking a long ass bath

Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass

Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves
(WTF ACCURATE AF)

Capricorn: watching Netflix

Aquarius: probably half naked just wandering
(Brielle_KP I can just imagine; me: honey u: wat me: PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON)

Pisces: calling for their mummy over and over until they realise no ones home boohoohoo
(Lol I edited this one I'm a bitch)

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