Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I need to get home!!!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!!
(PRECIOUS CAT GTF HOME QUICK)
Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts thinking about the past and starts crying*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: i think i just pissed my pants...
Libra: listen...Picasso? not that great
Scorpio: who wants to fuck??
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
(I laugh at everything already, not even including the alcohol omg pls I'm gonna be a wreck)
Capricorn: passionately lip syncing to Beyoncé
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: there is no way we're alone in this world...
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All About Zodiacs
Randomfunny, cute and nice zodiac posts for you all ♡ Note - I don't make these, I get them off Tumblr, Instagram and Google Images. These may not be accurate, they're made for entertainment so don't get butthurt or take them too seriously.
