Aries:lipstick the color of the blood of thine enemies
Taurus:potato chip crumbs
Gemini:high heeled boots that they keep tripping over
Cancer:a sweater of tears
Leo:The Dress (whatever that means for you)
Virgo:their pajamas
Libra:a playboy bunny costume
Scorpio:Full body armor
Sagittarius:the fires of all their rage
Capricorn:sweatpants and a shirt
Aquarius:nothing
Pisces:cotton candy
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All About Zodiacs
Randomfunny, cute and nice zodiac posts for you all ♡ Note - I don't make these, I get them off Tumblr, Instagram and Google Images. These may not be accurate, they're made for entertainment so don't get butthurt or take them too seriously.
