Time Wasters

Time Waster # 48 - The End.

Waiter: *Rolls his eyes and walks away*.

Sal: *Wipes her mouth on a napkin* Well, um... Thank you?

S.G.: *Smiles* Well, you've acheived a lot. Graduating, getting into college, getting engaged to what I hope is your soul mate.

Sal: Yeah well, you're the only person who hasn't told me their coming to my divorce hearing dressed as something from Sesame Street.

S.G.: *Raises an eyebrow*.

Sal: I'm have a lot of weird friends...

S.G.: *Nods* Well, I doubt there will be a divorce hearing, as long as Alfred has agreed to follow my rules in the email I sent him.

Sal: Wait, what?

S.G.: Well, we should get going.

Sal: Email?

S.G.: Your mother is expecting us home so we can load the car for tomorrow.

Sal: What email?

S.G.: Waiter, can we get the check please?

Sal: What did you say, woman!?

*WITH ALFRED AND CAMI*

Cami & Alfred: *Are forcefully shoved out of the building and go tumbling down the steps; both are coughing and covered in exploded food and ash*.

Miss Apples: AND STAY OUT!!

Cami: *Helps Alfred up* Well that was rude.

Alfred: I know! Like it's our fault we accidentally started a fire in the oven.

Cami: I know! Those things are old anyway, they really need new ones that don't have problems.

Alfred: Yeah. Maybe ones that don't make food explode.

Cami: Exactly. Or maybe she needs a new recipe, because last time I checked, you don't put C4 in a batch of cookies!

Alfred: Wait, C4?

Cami: *Brushes ash off her jeans* Yes.

Alfred: Cam, I think you read it wrong.

Cami: What? No. C4 butter, if you wanted a bigger batch to take some home.

Alfred: Noooo. It said 4 c. butter. Four cups of butter!

Cami: Ohhh. That's a lot of butter.

Alfred: Why did you even have C4 on you in the first place!?

Cami: I think the real question to be asked here, Alfred, is why not have C4?

Alfred: *Looks at Cami with a WTF expression*.

*THE NEXT MORNING - AT CAMI'S HOUSE - CAMI, SAL, AND ALFRED'S FAMILIES ARE ALL TOGETHER*

Sal: So we just thought it would be better if the two of us got an apartment together out there, instead of being in dorms at seperate colleges.

S.M.: That's fine. It makes sense, being engaged and whatnot.

Cami: So I'm going to be in a dorm without you!? Unbelievable. First my boyfriend leaves me, and now my best friend.

Alfred: What about me?

Cami: Sorry, and my punching bag.

Alfred: -.-

Sal: Sorry, Cami.

C.M.: Don't mind her, she's just being a drama queen again. *Playfully shoves Cami*.

Cami: -.- Everybody hates me.

Doris: Pretty much.

Cami: Want me to back over you with the car?

Doris: Mommy!

C.M.: *Sighs*.

S.M.: Have you two already picked out an apartment?

Alfred: Yes. :)

Sal: It's awesome.

S.M.: Good, we'll help Cami unpack first and then we'll all head over to see the new apartment.

Sal: Sounds good.

S.M.: Say goodbye to your siblings then. The older kids will keep an eye on the younger ones, right?

Kaydie: Right.

Cami & Sal: *Go around hugging their family members and saying their goodbyes*.

Sal: *Hugs Ben* I'm gonna miss you, big bro.

Cami: Sally!

Ben & Sal: *Laugh*.

Cami: *Rolls her eyes*.

Sal: Come here, Drew. You have to hug me, even if you hate me.

Drew: Well, I don't hate you.

Sal: Sure you don't. :) *Hugs Drew*.

Cami & Doris: *Are standing next to each other with their arms crossed, occasionally glancing at each other and quickly looking away*.

Doris: We should probably hug.

Cami: Yeah, just so Drew and Sal don't look like the more mature siblings out of the four of us.

Doris: Yeah.

Cami & Doris: *Quickly hug and move away from each other*.

Doris: Now I'm supposed to say I love you.

Cami: I guess I'm supposed to say I love you, too. And I'll miss you.

Doris: I also have to say good luck.

Cami: And I'll thank you for that.

Doris: *Nods once in approval*.

C.M.: Alright kids, let's go. Sal's mom and I will drive you three there.

Alfred: *Finishes up saying goodbye to his family and gets in the car*.

Cami & Sal: *Do the same*.

Sal: See you for the holidays!

All families: *Wave goodbye*.

*IN THE CAR*

Cami: Alright, someone hand me the goodie bag.

Sal: This van is stuffy.

Cami: Well maybe if you and Alfred didn't have so much stuff--

Alfred: You have more than both of us combined!

Cami: Oh puh-lease. Who's Justin Bieber cardboard cut out is that?

Alfred: *Stays silent*.

Cami: Exactly, and it's taking up a whole freaking seat.

Sal: Wait, I thought that was Cami's...

Alfred: No.

Sal: He's not sharing a room with us.

Cami: Hey, where can I get one?

Alfred: Oh, I ordered it online. I'll show you the website.

Cami: Sweet.

Sal: *Face palms*.

THE END. . . For now. ;)

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(A/N: Oh my gosh, they're over. I think I'm about to cry... just a little bit. *Le sigh* I have no life now. Okay, I'll quit being a drama queen. Byee.)