Time Wasters

Time Waster # 48 - The End.

Alfred: *Nods* Fair enough. So what do you want to do?

Cami: Hm. Let's take a cooking class!

Alfred: You sure?

Cami: Yes. -.-

*AT COOKING CLASS*

Alfred: How did you get us in here on such short notice?

Cami: I dated her son John when I was nine.

Alfred: Nine? Geez, someone started early.

Cami: Shut up, it didn't really count. The only "romantic" thing we ever did was make each other cookies out of play dough.

Alfred: That's probably the only "romantic" thing you've ever done in your whole life.

Cami: Alfred, shut your mouth and hand me the sugar, would you?

Miss Apples: Alright, class. My name is Miss Apples, I'm your instructor. Today I'll be teaching you how to make chocolate chip cookies.

Alfred: *Whispers to Cami* You dated a kid with the last name Apples?

Cami: *Whispers back* No! He went by his father's last name.

Alfred: Oh.

Cami: I dated a kid with the last name Silvers.

Alfred: Silvers? First name John, last name Silvers?

Cami: Mhm.

Alfred: Is he by chance the son of Long John Silvers?

Cami: If you're going to make crappy jokes, I'll Superman-Punch you out a window.

Alfred: Fine, fine.

*AT STEAK & SHAKE - WITH SAL AND HER GRANDMA*

Sal's Grandma: So Sally--

Sal: It's not my fault!

S.G.: What isn't?

Sal: Oh. I thought you were accusing me of something.

S.G.: No...

Sal: My apologies. Force of habit, I guess.

S.G.: *Sighs* So you and Alfred are engaged.

Sal: Yup.

S.G.: He's a sweet boy.

Sal: Oh grandma, don't be mean! He's just an Alfred!

S.G.: o_O

Sal: Oh. Um, yes he is. Is everything okay?

S.G.: I think I should be asking you that..

Sal: Why are you being so kind then?

S.G.: I'm always kind.

Sal: *Chokes on her chocolate shake* Um, sure grams.. Sure.

S.G.: I asked you to dinner today, because your mother tells me you're moving out of state for college.

Sal: Yeah I am.

S.G.: Right, well then this would be my only time to talk to you.

Sal: About what?

S.G.: Nothing in particular. I just wanted to tell you that I'm very proud of you.

Sal: *Spits out her chocolate shake at a passing waiter*.

Waiter: Seriously??

Sal: I'm so sorry...