Jacob: *humming to himself* La la la, Renesmee is a sexy beast!
Carlisle: Hell yeah she is.
Jacob:...
Carlisle: Uh, hello? Every noticed I only ever changed one adult into a vampire? See the pattern?
Jacob: So you think Renesmee's hot?
Carlisle: *inches closer* Yes. But I like someone else more..
*Edward walks in*
Jacob: Eddy! Save me!
*slaps Jacob*
Jacob: Who just slapped me?
Edward: I don't know. *slaps Jacob*
Carlisle: *slaps Jacob*
*slaps Jacob*
Jacob: stop slapping me!
No!
Jacob: It talks too?
Yes. And you'd better do what I say.
Jacob: Anything, master.
*giggles* This is fun!
Jacob: Wait, I know who you are.
You...do?
Jacob: Leah? Here to promote her new book, Who Knew, where she falls in love with the sexiest man ever?
Umm, no. It's mysterydude.
Jacob: hahahahah! That's so funny!
*crickets*
Jacob: Because, you know, the voice was mysterious? No? Okay then!
Mysterydude: I'm outa here. *characters follow*
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
