Bella: Like, ohmigod, Eddypoo!
Edward: *runs in at supervampire speed*
Bella: *gives her best attempt at a sexy smile* Oh, Eddypoo! There are people dressed up as us for Halloween!
Edward: Holloween?
Bella: *rolls her eyes* No, silly! You say it like an old man! *giggles* hAllow.
Edward: *in a mean voice* No. hOllow.
Bella: ugh.....But anyway, there are people dressed up as us for halloween!
Edward: No way! Who?
Bella: @musiclovaforeva is being me, and her boyfriend is being you.
Edward: *girlie voice* Shut the front door!
Jacob: *walks in holding hands with Renesmee* *british accent* Ello, gov!
Edward: *scratches his head like an old man* What?
Jacob: Oh, you know! Just practicing for Halloween!
Renesmee: *giggles* He's being Prince WIlliam, and I'm being Kate Middleton!
Edward: *growls* a COUPLE COSTUME?!
Jacob: *puts on sunglasses and says in a cool-guy voice* Yeah, pretty much.
Edward: What's next, a man wearing a peacoat?
Jacob: Uhmm.....
Bella: Uhh...hon? You did that.
Edward: I...did?
Bella: Either that or you have an identical twin. Do you?
Edward: Maybe......I don't really remember my human life much.....
*Someone knocks on the door*
*Bella gets it* *It's a high school age guy with a peacoat on, sunglasses, and sparkle powder. He's standing beside a girl in a brown hoodie*
Boy: Happy Halloween!
Edward: *screams and runs away, slamming the door behind him*
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
