Jacob: I love you.
Renesmee: No, Jakie. I love you.
Jacob: I loved you since I laid eyes on you.
Renesmee: I loved you since....errr.... two minutes ago.
Jacob: Whoa, that's a long time.
Renesmee: *girlie teen voice* I know, right!
*Leah and Seth walk in*
Leah: *snaps* Oh, sorry, are we interrupting something?
Seth: *laughs* *girlie teen voice* Lmao! Jakie's face!
Jacob: *deer in the headlights*
Seth: *still a girlie teen voice*but, like, legit, Jacob. What she did to you was not cool. I would, like never, like never EVER do that to you.
Jacob: Well, this sounds familiar.
Renesmee: Wait, who did what to him?
Leah: Uhmm, you're the one that did it.
Jacob: *shaking* What did you do to me?!
Leah: You tell him, Renesmee.
Renesmee: Well, um, I kind of, well, um...... I made out with a poster of Joe Jonas!
Jacob: And what does this have to do with me?
Renesmee: Well, he used to date Taylor.
Jacob: Taylor Swift? My lover? She's still alive? *punches Renesmee*
Renesmee: owwwe!
Jacob: Shut up! I'm off to find my lover! *skips away*
Leah: *turns to Renesmee* So, what do you want to do?
Renesmee: Don't talk to me, okay! I'm just going to go home and read Harry Potter Conversations. They're better than this crap anyway! Like anyone would believe I would say this stuff.
Mysterydude: I would......
Leah: Who is that!
Mysterydude: Hehehe.... Again! Okay, well I'm pack matchmaker okay? Leah has Justin, Jake has Tay-
Leah: Wait! Justin? who is....
Mysterydude: Read the book slacker. It's called Who Knew?
Leah: Stop trying to promote your book! it's annoying!
Mysterydude: *disappears*
Leah: Peace.
Seth: I love that girl! She's fabulous!! Wait, what am I singing? I don't have an imprint yet...... Maybe Mysterydude can give me one....: *starts running after Mysterydude*
Hey! I want to be in Who Knew!
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
