🌊My Random Ramblings Vol. 1🌊

Warrior Cats Spoof

Hey guys! Wow! Its been a while since I updated haha so here's just a random warrior cats spoof for y'all!

So a little background info... Ivypool is an apprentice during this time and yeah...

This is based off the fourth series and stuff when she started training with the Dark Forest and yeah!

So this is just a random thing that would be funny if it happened, enjoy!

*Firestar sleeping*

Ivypaw: Firestar!

Firestar: AAHHH! Ivypaw! What are you doing?

*Ivypaw drools*

Firestar: Ivypaw??

Ivypaw: Hey its Firestar! Hi Firestar!

Firestar: Yes... What is it?

Ivypaw: Oh.. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Firestar: Alright!

Ivypaw: Hey Firestar! What's your name?

Firestar: *annoyed* that's what you wanted to ask? Whats my name?

Ivypaw: *gasps* is it a secret???

Firestar: *more annoyed* Get out!

*Brokenstar appears*

Ivypaw: Hey its my bestie! Hi Brokenstar!

Brokenstar: Uhh... Oops.. I was trying to teleport to Tigerstar's bachelor party.. Peace.

*disappears*

Ivypaw: No!! Come back bestie!

Firestar: How do you even know Brokenstar? Tigerstar's having a bachelor party???

Ivypaw: Well I sorta accidentally trained with Hawkfrost to become an ultra powerful fighting machine that's gonna take over the whole forest... But now there's some cat watching me in Starclan and now I can't train with my clan again...

Firestar: *shocked af* Uhhhhh....

*Spottedleaf appears*

Firestar: Spottedleaf! What the heck are you doing here?

Spottedleaf: Thanks for tripping away from me like that Ivypaw. I'm just here to take her back to Starclan with me.

Firestar: *falls on the ground* OH PLEASE TAKE HER!

Spottedleaf: Uh sure...

*Ashfur appears*

Firestar: AAAHHHH!! HOW MANY CATS ARE MAGICALLY GONNA POOF INTO MY DEN TONIGHT!?

Ashfur: Hola Spottedleaf! Me want a uno burrito!

Spottedleaf: Ugh that's it your all coming back to Starclan with me

Ivypaw: AWWWWW BUT ITS SO BORING IN STARCLAN!

Ashfur: Ride the magical pixie horse!

Firestar: Magical... Pixie... Horse...??

Ashfur: Yes Magical Pixie Horse! Get your facts straight!

Spottedleaf: Okay now its definitely time to-

Sandstorm: Firestar! What is Spottedleaf doing in your den???

Firestar: Sandstorm! I... Uh... She... Uh...

Sandstorm: Ugh don't even say anything! See how you like it when all of my bestie come to my den instead!

Firestar: But we share the same...

Sandstorm: Whatever!

*walks out of the den*

Ashfur: I love waffles!

Firestar: What..?

Ashfur: What are waffles? THEY'RE FLUFFY POCKETS OF DELICIOUSNESS!!!!!

Spottedleaf: Time to go...

*all three cats disappear*

Firestar: *sighs* Finally some peace....