Avengers Texts

[GROUP MESSAGE: Sam, Clint, Bruce, Steve, Pepper]

<Sam>

rhodey can we live with u

<RHODAYE>

no way in hell my house is not made for you people

<Pepper>

you could come live in the tower

<RHODAYE>

 you don't even live in the tower pepper

<Pepper>

that's because i don't hate myself

<Sam>

heeeeeeey

<Bruce>

she's right tho

<Sam>

yeah i guess

<RHODAYE>

OMG

<Steve>

what

<Clint>

whattttt

<Sam>

y'all gotta get here now it's about to get fuckin wild

<Pepper>

i'm in the parking lot what's happening

<RHODAYE>

ballerina dance fight

<Sam>

and i got more waffles so i'm lit

<Steve>

did you just learn the word lit or do you use it too much

<Sam>

i'm gonna lit a fire under your ass if you don't drop that attitude son

<Steve>

that's fair

<Clint>

we're coming

<Bruce>

we are not

<Clint>

we are too we're on our way

<Bruce>

i am being kidnapped against my will

<Pepper>

is anyone ever kidnapped not against their will

<Steve>

i don't think so that's why it's called kidnapping

<Clint>

we're coming save us some pancakes

<Sam>

NO FUCK YOU. WE'RE TEAM WAFFLES.

<Clint>

WE'LL FUCKIN SEE

<RHODAYE>

i'm team whipped cream so

<Steve>

there's fucking whipped cream oh god

<Pepper>

it's too late thor's got it

<Clint>

has tony seen it