Paul: Slapping a racist old lady would be woefully incomplete without Wumbo.
Gary: I wumbo.
Ash: You wumbo.
Gary: He, she, me wumbo.
Ash: Wumbo, wumboing.
Gary: Wumbology, the study of Wumbo.
Ash: Take that, racist old lady!
Elemeno: Drew's answer got three points, and Paul's answer got four points! That means, Paul takes Card 2!
Gary: I WANTED PAUL TO FACE EMBARRASSMENT! WHY IS HE WINNING?
Elemeno: Be patient, young one. We have 8 more cards to go. Let's now proceed with Card 3. "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ___________." Gary?
Gary: A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without existing.
Ash: Whoa.
Drew: Well you can't have dinner if you don't exist in the first place.
Paul: That's actually smart.
Gary: THANKS!
Elemeno: That got four points!
Gary: YAHOOO!!!!
Elemeno: Drew?
Drew: A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without Mewtwo wrecking everything.
Gary: Dayum.
Ash: Mewtwo was just misunderstood.
Paul: Would Mewtwo wreck Valentine's Day?
Gary: Maybe.
Elemeno: Drew's answer got seven points!
Drew: HA!
Gary: Darn it.
Elemeno: Ash and Paul got no points for that. Card 3 goes to Drew!
Drew: Yeah!
Ash: AW. My answer was another shot of morphine.
Gary: Do you even know what morphine is?
Ash: Uh...
Elemeno: Morphine is used to relieve pain. It is addictive, however.
Gary: How do you know these things?
Ash: Are you a magician?
Drew: What the heck?
Gary: No. She's obviously a witch.
Elemeno: We have this thing called Google.
Ash: Oh.
Drew: Paul, what was your answer?
Paul: Indescribable loneliness.
Gary: Why be lonely for a date?
Paul: It was random, remember?
Gary: Right.
Elemeno: Card 4! "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ___________." Paul?
Paul: When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Waluigi.
Drew: Waluigi.
Gary: I don't think a lot of people like Waluigi.
Elemeno: You got no points.
Paul: Ugh.
Elemeno: Ash?
Ash: When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of the entire Internet.
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
RandomWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.
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