Sal: *Looks up at a ticked-looking Cami* Well mom, in case you haven't noticed, I've been out here all day with my cat, Einstein. *Motions to a cat who is laying in a lounge chair beside her with mini sunglasses on and a tanning mirror thing in front of him*.
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: Einstein, say hello to Cami.
Einstein: *Looks at Cami, meows, and looks back at his mirror*.
Cami: Okay then... Well, we've been waiting for you all day. All four of us were supposed to meet up at the park an hour ago, remember?
Sal: That was today!?
Cami: Yes! Now are you coming or not?
Sal: *Sighs* I guess. But I'm bringing Einstein, okay?
Cami: Um, okay.
*AT THE PARK*
Darren: Well look who finally showed up.
Sal: I was busy, alright?
Cami: Pfft. "Busy" my as--
Sal: ANYWAY!
Alfred: Hey, whose cat is that?
Einstein: *Trots up to Alfred and rubs against his legs*.
Alfred: Awh! He's so cute! *Pets Einstein's head*.
Sal: That's my cat, Einstein.
Alfred: Why'd you name him Einstein?
Sal: Because he's a super-genius kitty, that's why!
Alfred: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: *Mumbles* And because I can...
Cami: *Rolls her eyes* Let's get down to business, shall we?
Sal: *Starts singing* Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met. And you can bet, before we're through, Mister I'll make a man out of you!
Alfred, Darren, & Cami: *Are staring at Sal*.
Einstein: *Stands up on his hind legs and applauds*.
Alfred: *Sees Einstein and gasps* What the--
Cami: Can't we just do one thing without you bursting into song!?
Alfred: Hey! One Thing is a song by One Direction!
Sal: Alfred! Stop fangirling!
Alfred: I wasn--
Sal: *Ignores Alfred and waves her hand at Cami* Fine, fine. I'll quit singing. Go on.
Alfred: *Whispers to Darren* Why do people keep cutting me off??
Darren: *Shrugs*.
Cami: *Sighs* Alright... Oh, where was I!?
Darren: Our business mission.
Cami: Right. Well you know how we're always committing crimes and such.
Sal: Of course.
Cami: Well Alfred suggested it was time for us to start doing some good.
Sal: Mmm, I don't know... I'm a little hesitant.
Cami: Sal!
Sal: Alright, fine! I'll do this little "good deed" thing. But it'll cost you.
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