They were gonna play Pokemon Emerald but...

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Ash: Up next...Mari the Azumarill.

Drew: Mari? Wasn't that the name of your Ampharos in Black 2?

Elemeno: I couldn't think of a good name for a female Azumarill. I'm not good with nicknames.

Gary: Obviously.

Ash: Mari is not a bad name, though.

Elemeno: MARI TAKAHASHI!!!

Drew: And she fangirls about Smosh Games again.

Gary: And finally...we have Reddo the Vibrava. REDDO?!

Elemeno: Because once it evolves into Flygon, it will have red orb thingies on its eyes.

Drew: Makes sense.

Gary: So...Reddo is technically the only actual Drew Pokémon here.

Elemeno: Absol are hard to catch. Surskit are rare. No Roselia readily available.

Drew: True.

Ash: So...that's it.

Gary: We're not playing anymore.

Ash: So...let's check the PC!!!

Gary: Ely the Electrike?

Elemeno: Don't judge me.

Drew: JUDGING YOU.

Elemeno: I will do terrible things to you, Drew. Remember, the dares are coming.

Drew: I won.

Elemeno: So?

Drew: There are dares involving me, aren't there?

Elemeno: Yeahhh.

Ash: Banana the Nincada.

Elemeno: I don't know what to name it.

Drew: Jigglepoop the Jigglypuff?

Elemeno: Yah.

Ash: Woops the Oddish?

Elemeno: Based from PurpleRodri's Oddish from his LP of Pokémon Light Platinum.

Drew: Sabrino the Abra?

Elemeno: Well...I wanted to name it Sabrina because of obvious reasons, but it was a guy.

Gary: Bella the Numel?

Elemeno: I don't even know why.

Drew: Well...I guess the emotion kinda resembles Bella from Twilight?

Elemeno: Never watched Twilight. Never will. (If you like Twilight, good for you. I'm not gonna judge you. I respect you. Just don't hate me for not liking it. We all have different likes and dislikes.)

Gary: Never say never.

Drew: Now you're quoting Justin Bieber?

Gary: I like Bieber.

Elemeno: I don't. But I have to admit...his voice is better now. (Again...if you like Bieber, good for you. I'm not gonna judge you unless you complain about me not liking him.)

Gary: Maybe if you look outside the fangirls.

Elemeno: True.

Drew: If you look at it, some talentless people could still be famous because they're good-looking, and that automatically means you would have fans. They don't need actual talent. On the other hand, some people are really talented, but many people think they're not talented because they have a notion that anything guy or band with a 80% teenage girl fanbase are not talented. It happens.

Elemeno: Sometimes, it changes the image the artist was aiming for.

Gary: How did we end up talking about that?

Drew: You quoted Justin Bieber.

Ash: Next...Calum the Castform?

Elemeno: I didn't know what to name the Castform.

Gary: Of course you didn't.

Ash: So...are we done here?

Gary: I guess.

Elemeno: Hey...did you know?

Drew: What?

Elemeno: Back in the Lavaridge Gym, there was a trainer named Kindler Jace.

Drew: He's a kindler? Jace is an actual character in Pokémon confirmed.

Gary: Well...there are a lot of people named Jace in the world.

Ash: Yeah...but he is in the Pokémon World.

Gary: There's like thirty million trainers named Erika in the Pokémon World.

Ash: I only know two or three.

Gary: Well you never met the others.

Ash: I guess.

Gary: Wait...what if our Jacey-Wacey is Kindler Jace?! Maybe that's what he used to do before.

Drew: Didn't you disprove the idea that they're the same people by saying there are a lot of people named Jace?

Gary: It just hit me.

Ash: Why would he be a Kingler?

Drew: A Kindler, Ash. Not Kingler.

Ash: Oh. I was wondering how Jace used to be a Pokémon.

Gary: When he played Mystery Dungeon, he was a Kingler.

Elemeno: You can't play Mystery Dungeon with a Kingler as your main character.

Gary: You can still recruit a Kingler...I think.

Ash: Soo...why would Jace be a Kindler?

Gary: He loved fire.

Ash: But he doesn't have fire type Pokémon.

Drew: Maybe...WAIT!

Gary: What now?

Drew: Remember. The girl with fiery determination?

Gary: Isn't that the one and only Milani?

Drew: Yes.

Ash: And Jace loves fire.

Drew: Therefore, he loves her fiery determination.

Gary: Whoa.

Drew: He is Kindler Jace.

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He really isn't.

Plus only those who read Pokémon World: Adventures through Hoenn would get the fiery determination hullaballoo.

Suggest more stuff for the Pokémon Peeps to do!!!

I'm probably forgetting some stuff that you suggested, but I will try to do them soon!


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