Drew: I'm not from Pallet.
Paul: Me neither.
Elemeno: Heartbreak Gary.
Gary: WHAT?
Drew: That I can take away your hurt.
Ash: Heartbreak Gary.
Paul: That doesn't even make sense.
Elemeno: Pallet Love Affair.
Drew: Ooh. What happened? Who had the love affair in Pallet?
Ash: Is it someone I know?
Gary: Please not gramps.
Elemeno: Amnesia (of the Love Affair)
Ash: I wish that I could wake up with amnesia.
Gary: And forget about the Pallet Love Affair.
Elemeno: That's it for the standard edition. However, if you get the Sinnoh version, instead of Pallet Love Affair, you get Lost Paul!
Paul: Seriously?
Gary: Without you I'm a Lost Paul!
Elemeno: If you get the Unova version, you get Mrs All Unovan!
Drew: Uh...okay?
Gary: This is not real.
Elemeno: If you get the Deluxe Edition, you get three additional songs!
Drew: WHAT?!
Ash: Not really, guys.
Elemeno: Rocket Casualty
Drew: I guess it's about Team Rocket.
Elemeno: Never Be (Giving Up on Pokémon)
Ash: YES.
Gary: Not a real song.
Drew: There is a Never Be by 5 Seconds of Summer.
Elemeno: Voodoo Doll (5SOP)
Drew: Tell me where you're hiding the 5SOP Voodoo Dolls.
Elemeno: For those in Sinnoh, your deluxe album will include Pallet Love Affair.
Paul: Uh...
Elemeno: If you download the deluxe album in Poketunes, you also get the song, Pokelight!
Drew: Give me the Pokelight.
Gary: We can have all night.
Ash: If you just say the word.
Elemeno: If you download the deluxe album on Pokegle Play, you get the acoustic version of Sea Looks So Perfect!
Gary: So many variations.
Ash: Can't we just have one album for everyone in every platform?
Elemeno: If you get the Johto version of this album, you get Heartbreak on the Brock Screen.
Brock: Why am I involved?
Drew: Kinda makes sense.
Ash: Hi, Brock!
Elemeno: The Only Pokémon.
Drew: Uh...
Ash: I don't think the title fits the tune.
Elemeno: Their cover of What I Like About You originally by The Romantics.
Drew: Wow. An actual song.
Elemeno: (Pokémon) Rejects.
Drew: Sad.
Elemeno: Try Hard (Catch 'Em All)
Drew: Uh...
Ash: It is hard to catch them all.
Elemeno: Plus, Disc 2 of the Johto version includes Just Catching, Daylight Espeon, Wrapped Around Your Fingerless Gloves, Disconnected (The Bill Song) and Wherever Pokémon Are.
Drew: Wow.
Ash: No one even has an Espeon here.
Paul: Why do we have a song about fingerless gloves?
Gary: Why do we have a song about Bill?
Elemeno: And if you buy your CD on Pokeget, you also get the tracks Pokémon Never Dies, Pokémon Day, Close as Pokémon and Out of my Leafy.
Gary: I'm done.
Ash: This is not real.
Drew: No album.
Paul: Happy April Fools on November.
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps
RandomWelcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokémon Peeps in their crazy lives. They mostly play random games here. Yay. FUN. The first few parts are kinda eh. I apologize.
The Derision Album
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